So that was the dirt they had on her. And they released it anyway lmao!
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Exactly, if Bryan Noem were just some guy I wouldn't care. If he were married to a progressive politician, my issue would be solely that he seems to have hidden it from her (but not my business) and the basically begging to be blackmailed (that is my business as a citizen)
So yeah, right wingers, you ready to start talking privacy laws yet? Because I've got an amendment I want added to the constitution.
"Her husband cross dresses in secret?! That dog!!"...Kristi Noem looks up, mulling...
For folks missing the extrabit of context:
Her husband roleplays as a Busty Bimbo
She wants privacy about this that she wouldn't give anyone during her tenure in government positions.
Now that she’s finding out, hopefully her nudes come out too.
Hopefully she's packing a hog the size of a pool noodle. That would wrap this whole thing up nice and tight.
She would be inundated with thirsty, self-hating maga chasers instantly
hopefully her nudes come out too.
You want more crimes against humanity?!?
Everyday the NSA stands is another day we are all criminalized for existing.
Lmao this comment on the article
Liberal distraction from the fact they were prominently displaying communist SIGNS and the communist MANIFESTO at their useless protest.
hopefully her nudes come out too.
Ew. Thanks but no thanks....
Come on, its a train wreck. You gotta sneak at least one peak as you drive by
Once you've seen one pair of tiddies, you'll want to see the rest of them too
May she receive the kindness she gave to others.
I wouldn't wish that kindness on anyone, not even her.
edit, however I may feel a little schadenfreude were she to receive it
Prolly bc you’re a decent human being. For my part, the “golden rule” is in effect.
So maybe this is a moment to reconsider the rules. If privacy matters, it should matter for everyone. If identity is complex, it should be treated that way in law. And if living honestly is something worth protecting, there are already people doing that work every day, often in the face of the very policies Kristi Noem has championed.
Preaching to the choir much? Anyway, we already knew culture wars keep us unwilling to do class war.
No
I hope she finds it in a fucking casket.
What's that arm mole!? You go mole! Do it!
Hey there’s that grizzled paw they never include with the flowing weaves and enormo lips and fake ass everything. Why now i wonder.
They always try to make her look 40 and hot, but in this photo you can see her skin and hands betray her true age.
And what is that thing on her forearm?
Glad it wasn't just me!
Go mole! We're all counting on you! Be successful and multiply!
Am I crazy or is there a better than even chance she or her boy toy actually leaked this?
All of this has been done b4. Why threadiverese feels like reacting it isn't repeated history is beyond me.
Hah. No. Get bent.
Fuck her and fuck presumably-him. Fascists who've spent decades hounding innocent people for this exact behavior are not innocent themselves. The fact they also do this only deepens their guilt.
You don't get to work toward outing all trans children and revoking all trans passports and denying all trans healthcare and on and on and on, and then parrot our vicious rebuke of your violent intrusion when people are flabbergasted by your husband's lovely collection of dresses.
ICE Barbie needs to be in ADX Florence