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[–] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago

So that was the dirt they had on her. And they released it anyway lmao!

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 5 points 2 hours ago

Exactly, if Bryan Noem were just some guy I wouldn't care. If he were married to a progressive politician, my issue would be solely that he seems to have hidden it from her (but not my business) and the basically begging to be blackmailed (that is my business as a citizen)

So yeah, right wingers, you ready to start talking privacy laws yet? Because I've got an amendment I want added to the constitution.

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 hours ago

"Her husband cross dresses in secret?! That dog!!"...Kristi Noem looks up, mulling...

[–] alapakala@quokk.au 19 points 9 hours ago (4 children)

For folks missing the extrabit of context:
Her husband roleplays as a Busty Bimbo

She wants privacy about this that she wouldn't give anyone during her tenure in government positions.
Now that she’s finding out, hopefully her nudes come out too.

[–] ishartdoritos@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Hopefully she's packing a hog the size of a pool noodle. That would wrap this whole thing up nice and tight.

[–] lagoon8622@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 hour ago

She would be inundated with thirsty, self-hating maga chasers instantly

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

hopefully her nudes come out too.

You want more crimes against humanity?!?

[–] alapakala@quokk.au 3 points 1 hour ago

Everyday the NSA stands is another day we are all criminalized for existing.
In the surveillance state, we are all cam girls

[–] degen@midwest.social 1 points 2 hours ago

Lmao this comment on the article

Liberal distraction from the fact they were prominently displaying communist SIGNS and the communist MANIFESTO at their useless protest.

[–] Sturgist@piefed.ca 11 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

hopefully her nudes come out too.

Ew. Thanks but no thanks....

[–] Typotyper@sh.itjust.works 5 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Come on, its a train wreck. You gotta sneak at least one peak as you drive by

[–] Th3D3k0y@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

Once you've seen one pair of tiddies, you'll want to see the rest of them too

[–] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 58 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

May she receive the kindness she gave to others.

[–] Ariselas@piefed.ca 6 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (1 children)

I wouldn't wish that kindness on anyone, not even her.
edit, however I may feel a little schadenfreude were she to receive it

[–] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 4 points 4 hours ago

Prolly bc you’re a decent human being. For my part, the “golden rule” is in effect.

[–] 6stringringer@lemmy.zip 16 points 13 hours ago
[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 34 points 15 hours ago

So maybe this is a moment to reconsider the rules. If privacy matters, it should matter for everyone. If identity is complex, it should be treated that way in law. And if living honestly is something worth protecting, there are already people doing that work every day, often in the face of the very policies Kristi Noem has championed.

Preaching to the choir much? Anyway, we already knew culture wars keep us unwilling to do class war.

[–] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 10 hours ago
[–] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 21 points 15 hours ago

I hope she finds it in a fucking casket.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 6 points 12 hours ago

What's that arm mole!? You go mole! Do it!

[–] deacon@lemmy.world 4 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Am I crazy or is there a better than even chance she or her boy toy actually leaked this?

[–] alapakala@quokk.au 1 points 9 hours ago

All of this has been done b4. Why threadiverese feels like reacting it isn't repeated history is beyond me.

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 17 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

Hey there’s that grizzled paw they never include with the flowing weaves and enormo lips and fake ass everything. Why now i wonder.

[–] Speculater@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

They always try to make her look 40 and hot, but in this photo you can see her skin and hands betray her true age.

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 hours ago

You just think she can't handle shit because she's a woman with good looks that drive men wild.

[–] gh0stb4tz@lemmy.world 5 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

And what is that thing on her forearm?

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 4 points 12 hours ago

Glad it wasn't just me!

Go mole! We're all counting on you! Be successful and multiply!

[–] HorikBrun@kbin.earth 9 points 14 hours ago

Hah. No. Get bent.

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 10 points 14 hours ago

Fuck her and fuck presumably-him. Fascists who've spent decades hounding innocent people for this exact behavior are not innocent themselves. The fact they also do this only deepens their guilt.

You don't get to work toward outing all trans children and revoking all trans passports and denying all trans healthcare and on and on and on, and then parrot our vicious rebuke of your violent intrusion when people are flabbergasted by your husband's lovely collection of dresses.

[–] Eat_Your_Paisley@lemmy.world 7 points 13 hours ago

ICE Barbie needs to be in ADX Florence