This shouldn't sound so great. What is wrong with the world...
this post was submitted on 31 Mar 2026
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"Plz oh plz, don't attack our tuff and mighty tech corporations! Plz don't attack dem I might get a boner and dat would be vewwy bad! Oh plz don't attack dem, Mr. Scawwy Iran, I might cum! I might cum so fucking hard!"
Upvoted but disturbing
Fuck, are they trying to make me fall in love with them or what?!
Apple Store Dubai is about to get its own cloud
... of smoke
US tech companies are effectively intelligence assets anyway. Considering how close the heads of these companies like to stay to trump to buy favor, I can't think of a more valid target for Iran. Trump may not give a shit about anything that doesn't directly impact him, but the tech bros will throw a fit when their shit starts getting broken.
They are they are more then legitimate targets, they're all involved in Israel's killbot fucking kill chain automated decision making bullshit lucrative contracts where they demand these companies put the data centers in their country to get them. US cash of course.
Oh no! What a shame, a damn shame. I would hate for the tech parasites to lose some of their Israeli investments that Israel demamded they put in country for their lucrative killbot, et al dystopian programs.
As an American, I say let's fucking go!
Cool, may I suggest you kick things off by nuking Apple, Amazon, Google and Meta.
Don't forget Microsoft
If they had nukes, none of this would have happened. 😅
Facebook first, then Amazon, then google then apple.
I NEVER thought I'd put apple last.
hate to say it but I would amazon last because they are kinda handy. X should be numero uno though.
I have $400 of gift cards I'd like to spend first, if they could hold off until Thursday I'd be obliged.
Google first. But fintech too.
no place for a racist maga billionaire in your list?
April 1st... So do we believe them or....
I dunno - I'm headed to Snopes to find out
Iran Threatens to Attack U.S. Tech Companies Starting April 1
Oh thats like weeks away right?
That's tomorrow.
What was that about national security and bringing those jobs back stateside?
Well, the jobs would still be there.