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The Button Has Ended (thebutton.lemmy.zip)
submitted 18 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) by Demigodrick@lemmy.zip to c/announcements@lemmy.zip
 

An experiment has begun.

There’s a button.

That’s it. Just a button… and a timer counting down.

Anyone can press it. Everyone sees what happens. And every press changes things forever.

  • One shared button
  • No undo, no reset
  • A collective test of curiosity, restraint… or chaos

Some of you will hold the line. Some of you won’t last five seconds.

Either way, once it’s over… it’s over.

The Button

So the only question is:

Do you press it?


The Button is open to anyone on any federated platform, be that Lemmy, Piefed, Mastodon... even Stegodon!

Any user from any instance can sign in and press the button, but you only get one chance.

To add another layer to this, users can choose which faction to join, and the "winner" is the faction that holds the button the longest amount of time before it eventually runs out.

Initially a press of the button resets the timer to 15 minutes - this may reduce if the game carries on for a while. At the time of this post, there is about 60 minutes until the button expires. The first button press will be available when there's 15 minutes left, i.e. in 45 minutes, but you can sign up now to be ready!

There is also a permanent record of the first pusher :)

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[–] Demigodrick@lemmy.zip 26 points 5 hours ago (5 children)

🔴 The Button Has Ended 🔴

Thank you to all that played :)

The Button may be back in the future!

[–] waffle@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 hour ago

Thank you for making this event and to the mods for helping! Having the live chat and seeing every team trying to come up with strategies (plus the friendly banter!) was fun :D

[–] melvisntnormal@feddit.uk 19 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I will wear my "Slowest Reaction" and "Closest To Zero" accolades with pride 🏆

[–] Deebster 9 points 4 hours ago
[–] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 10 points 4 hours ago

With 13 hours 20 minutes my estimate of 6 hours wasn't that bad. But the reason it failed was not night, but probably people being in the office.

[–] blx@piefed.zip 7 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I wonder if people got too greedy and waited too long to press, or if we ran out of people

[–] Demigodrick@lemmy.zip 8 points 4 hours ago

still lots of people with a press left, but not sure if people just missed it ending!

[–] muzzle@lemmy.zip 4 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (2 children)

Can we have the button back today? Maybe with a cool down time di people can press it again after 1h or so without creating multiple accounts?

[–] Demigodrick@lemmy.zip 6 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

I have a lot of work to do on it, but do people really want it back so quickly?

I can add a 1 hour cooldown though for a round 2 :)

[–] Deebster 9 points 4 hours ago

Maybe in a week or two, TheButton Redox, once you've had time to make your tweaks and a bit of word to get round.

[–] muzzle@lemmy.zip 4 points 4 hours ago

It would be nice to see it back on April 1St for the Americans to have a go at it. But I understand it you are busy or have a life to attend to.

[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 1 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

I think one hour is way too early. In that setup four or five people can keep it going forever.

[–] Flames5123@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 hour ago

Imo, it’s kinda lame that this ended before April Fools even began in the US. What’s the point of having an April fools day joke if people can’t even experience it?

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 4 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

My worst fears realized: it ended when i was away, between work and home. :(

Hahaha I was wondering if you stayed till the end :D

[–] blx@piefed.zip 11 points 5 hours ago
[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 6 points 4 hours ago

I check on Artemis II for 5 goddamn seconds and you people let the Button die.

[–] mschae@discuss.mschae23.de 6 points 4 hours ago

I quoted GLaDOS saying “Don't press that button. You don't know what you're doing.”

… and no one pressed the button. It ended.

[–] gwl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 3 hours ago

Entirely passed me by, what were it?

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 6 points 10 hours ago

I didn't press the reddit one, guess I'll press this one

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 10 hours ago

Man, now I miss the good old days of reddit April fools experiments

[–] chunes@lemmy.world 8 points 11 hours ago

I love shit like this. Thank you to whoever coded all this.

[–] CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world 9 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Why do I need to log in to do this?

[–] Deebster 10 points 5 hours ago

It's not asking for your password, it just needs you to tell it your username and server so it can send you a magic link. It's technically logging in, but it needs to know who you are so you can press the button (and use the chat).

This is how this kind of event always works on the Fediverse. It's not putting your account at risk and I don't really see the problem.

[–] nailingjello@piefed.zip 6 points 12 hours ago

Small typo in the TL;DR. It says the timer resets to 5 mins not 15.

[–] thesohoriots@lemmy.world 43 points 18 hours ago
[–] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 14 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I am immortalized as press #69.

[–] Demigodrick@lemmy.zip 7 points 15 hours ago

Without a doubt the most important press

[–] Bademantel@lemmy.world 8 points 14 hours ago

Team Red could really use some help. Let's make this comeback happen!

[–] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 24 points 18 hours ago (3 children)

My bet: the buttons dies after less than six hours, because most people on Lemmy are living in European or American timezones.

[–] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip 4 points 9 hours ago

Been longer than 6 at least

[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 6 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Eastern US timezones nightshifter reporting for duty!

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 4 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

As am i,

Places hand on hilt and adopts a 'ready' stance

But for which team? 🧐

[–] pdqcp@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 14 hours ago

Get the Aussies in here

[–] kip@piefed.zip 8 points 15 hours ago

i saw red last on the leaderboard and decided to help them out but got distracted, my brain went wrong and i signed up for the blue team. to atone for this error i have resolved never to push the button

[–] EchoCranium@lemmy.zip 7 points 14 hours ago
[–] ptz@dubvee.org 13 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Is there a Github for this and/or possibly a framework for the chat, leaderboard, and federated magic-link login?

I've thought about putting together some simple games with Fediverse login but never wanted to deal with the low level boilerplate stuff.

[–] Demigodrick@lemmy.zip 14 points 17 hours ago

No, not yet, but I am actually pulling together something around the login as I've ended up using it in a couple of places with things I'm working on, so will let you know when thats up!

[–] aramis87@fedia.io 8 points 16 hours ago

Shades of Lost, with The Button needing to be pressed every 108 minutes ...

I wish I didn't have the memory of a goldfish because I would touch that button so good

[–] weddingcrasher@lemmy.zip 9 points 17 hours ago
[–] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 7 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Who pressed it first? I wanna press it so bad

[–] Demigodrick@lemmy.zip 9 points 17 hours ago

There is a leaderboard on there with a bunch of stats including that one :)

Go on, press it.. you know you want to!

[–] bss03 4 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

It doesn't like my hachyderm.io account.

[–] Demigodrick@lemmy.zip 5 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Try now - have tweaked some stuff to see if its a masto authorised fetch thing going on.

[–] bss03 2 points 12 hours ago

Confirming that it works for my hachyderm.io account.

[–] ptz@dubvee.org 5 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

How does the verification work? Says it can't verify my instance.

[–] Demigodrick@lemmy.zip 6 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (1 children)

Failing on getting your user account, possibly because the connection gets rejected. ~~Going to set a user agent ("TheButton/1.0") and try again.~~

Have now set a user agent so you should be good to try again :)

20:09:12 [WARNING] Failed to get NodeInfo for dubvee.org: Expecting value: line 1 column 1 (char 0)

20:09:19 [WARNING] Could not resolve AP profile for ptz@dubvee.org, rejecting
[–] ptz@dubvee.org 5 points 17 hours ago

Thanks for a deep check and fix, especially since this was probably due to my own filtering/bot blocking. Working now :)

[–] SeraphimNova@lemmy.world -4 points 9 hours ago

Having to login for this is obnoxious. 👎