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[–] MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 2 points 32 minutes ago

Definitely me this year. In lieu of an hourly rate, they did provide a bonus. No clue how they calculate the #.

Sure as shit isn't the value of an hourly bump. I've already worked a lot of OT this year to pay for vacations. I'm positive they don't base the bonus on potential earning. Assholes. My work effort has definitely slowed.

[–] osanna@lemmy.vg 11 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

i had a job in IT where NOTHING happened. I basically just went on reddit all day. This was over a decade ago. I worked on maybe 1-2 tickets a WEEK. It was a very well paying job. I literally just went on reddit all day. it was great. I regret giving that job up.

[–] BanMe@lemmy.world 7 points 10 hours ago

I have that job now. It's OK. I miss developing my skillset, being on a cutting edge, having meetings even. I've automated the tiny bits of my job away. So I do a side job (well, a couple) and read novels in my time at work, today I sat in the park over an hour just reading a book his afternoon.

Hoping to get my own business going again so I can sit at my house all day instead tho

[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 44 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Denied a raise for the third year in a row. Job market is absolute dogshit. Do just enough to not get in trouble and keep my head down.

I hate this crap

[–] Bakkoda@lemmy.world 23 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Well ya know how the economy is RECORD PROFITS things are really tight all over RECORD PROFITS and we all have to make sacrifices RECORD PROFITS for the good of the company

[–] Town@lemmy.zip 9 points 13 hours ago

Well you see, record profits didn't increase at record speed every quarter.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 32 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 18 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 11 points 17 hours ago

More like shrinkflation of my work day.

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 6 points 18 hours ago (2 children)
[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

Nah. Instead of inflation being corporations stealing my purchasing power, it's now the value of my labor being inflated so the same wage buys less work.

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 5 points 17 hours ago

Deinflation

[–] NullPointerException@lemmy.ca 11 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (1 children)

Always work the minimum amount that doesn’t get you fired.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 4 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

That entirely depends on the management structure. I took on extra projects when I first started my career in IT as a help desk tech, and it got me promoted to an engineer level position in a pretty esoteric field in under 2 years.

But I knew the IT director liked to hire from within, and my boss liked to brag to him about the team, so I knew putting in the effort would pay off. I was also basically treating the job as a paid internship.

You just have to be able to read the room, which admittedly can take a bit in larger companies.

A man after my own incompetence.

[–] EffortlessGrace@piefed.social 4 points 17 hours ago
[–] blujan@sopuli.xyz 4 points 17 hours ago

They can't afford me