The world is so crazy, I can't tell if this is an April fools joke or something she actually said
this post was submitted on 31 Mar 2026
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Obviously satire, dozy wankers
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Every time I see her wee face, I can only think of
"Pork markets" 🤪👁👁🫦
Ok, but can we all agree that “Underground Transgender Mafia” is like, one of the most badass band names ever?
Plus it always pisses me off to no avail that they keep stealing words from others, mostly from AAVE, so I wish we could return the favor.
So definitely a band I wish they existed.
I’m feeling it like a cross between old school shoegaze and electronica but with a lofi jazz feel
liz truss went from the PM who speedran tanking the uk's economy to the next alex jones copycat what a fucking career path
wait, this isn't satire?
At least she didn't invade Iran.
if she lasted more than a month she might have
She did have more than a month! 44 days! Thats almost a month and a half
The day’s not over yet.
That’s an awesome band name.
There's already a remake of ‘The Italian Job’, totally unnecessary because the '69 film holds up super well. The Minis chase sequence is outstanding.
Please tell me this is just bad satire
It is.
it is our honor 🤘
May I have some chocolate?
yuh huh!! just switch on your television, ensure the teleporter is plugged in, and proceed to tune to channel four :)
Stealing from Nestlé and hopefully giving to the poor 🤔
Nah, I’m pm with them just stealing from Nestle
How do I get in on this?
You have to join the underground transgender mafia first.
The first rule of underground transgender mafia club is: come in, make yourself comfortable, have a KitKat.
Please do not talk about underground transgender maffia
People like this need to catch lead
Not trans but this crew sounds like a good hang.
They have as much right to a finger as anyone.
Is that on her onlyfans then?
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