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[–] Rooster326@programming.dev 3 points 3 hours ago

A hurts Legs and Back.

B only hurts Back.

The answer is clear

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago

Can I do the frog lift when it's Wednesday... My dudes ?

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 8 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

This is so stupid. You can't just lift the cool way, you also have to really quickly do the motion. Without that, you're just a fuckin' nerd.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 hours ago

And it's 25% cooler if you twist while lifting

[–] SirMaple__@lemmy.ca 21 points 17 hours ago
[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 34 points 23 hours ago (3 children)

as a 50ish year old, listen to me kids.

lift with your back in a jerking motion if you want. fuck up your back, I don't care.

I'm not your dad.

[–] WereCat@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Should I train to do the jerking motion before I attempt lifting heavy stuff? Asking for a friend

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 3 points 9 hours ago

if you're not jerking before tossing ass, you're doing it wrong.

[–] quips@slrpnk.net 16 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

As a 20ish year old listen to me kids, protect your back at all costs. You are not invincible because you are young.

Every single time you ever lift something heavy, ask yourself is your back straight?

[–] Hiro8811@lemmy.world 17 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

My back is a little gay sometimes, is that normal?

[–] BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world 13 points 22 hours ago

Sometimes? It must just be backurious.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 5 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] alternategait@lemmy.world 1 points 7 minutes ago

10/10 no notes. Thank you for this pun.

[–] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 2 points 19 hours ago

Your back is like your strongest muscle dude!

[–] Fluffy_Ruffs@lemmy.world 48 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Always lift with your back. It's the biggest muscle in your body.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 4 points 8 hours ago

lift with your coccyx, which should have a large tail for balance.

[–] blarghly@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I know this is a joke, but I have this rant locked and loaded, so it's going off.

Just fucking lift things.

The reason you always see this advice with the beige corporate art style is because that's who invented it. Corporations. They noticed they kept having to pay workers comp when people threw out their backs on the job, and so started parroting this line rather than actually doing anything to solve the problem.

Essentially what they are trying to get you to do is use a powerlifting style squat/deadlift technique to lift everything. Which makes some sense. Powerlifters can lift a lot of weight. But it doesn't make that much sense because most things in real life aren't barbell shaped. They are weird and bulky and awkward and asymmetrical and have no good places to grab with your hands. You grab them however you can, and lift them however you can, because the job needs to get done. The human body is not a delicate flower that will wilt and die if you don't use perfect squat technique to lift every object you ever lift until the day you die. We know this because you've lifted all sorts of things all sorts of ways and you've mostly been fine.

Does technique matter? Of course! That's why real weightlifters and powerlifters practice it obsessively. You aren't gonna pull 600lbs raw without having some damn good technique. But you aren't pulling 600lbs when you pick up a bankers box full of tps reports.

The real way to avoid back injuries is:

  1. Move around a lot during the day. If you work an office job, stand up and go get a coffee and talk to Bill in accounting, or go for a stroll around the parking lot. Stretch out a little if something feel tight.
  2. Exercise. Start by just going out and doing literally anything - hiking, cycling, playing soccer, yoga, etc. The most important thing for back health is just having a core that is fairly strong and fit, which is trained by doing "fun" sports. If you are already regularly exercising, you can supplement with some heavy lifting.
  3. Don't overdo it. Most tweaks happen when people are fatigued, and their muscles aren't coordinating in the way they usually do. So if you are getting tired, call it early.

Now, what should the person who lifts things for their job do? Well, fingers crossed you aren't already injured. In that case, start hitting the gym - probably just one day per week, or as job fatigue allows - and start building up the big lifts. If you can pull 600lbs, you probably won't throw out your back moving a couch, even if you are moving couches all day.

[–] Azrael@reddthat.com 9 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Tell me you don't lift for your job without telling me you don't lift for your job. Your back will start to hurt after 5 minutes if you bend over like that. Loading trucks for your job grinds you down like sandpaper on your joints.

[–] blarghly@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I'm a concert rigger. My job is to bend over, balanced on a 6" beam, and pull a 100lb chain 100feet in the air over and over again.

[–] Azrael@reddthat.com 1 points 21 minutes ago

Surely there are OSHA guidelines regulating that. I'm not calling you a liar. I'm just saying that pulling a 100lb chain 100ft vertically repeatedly would be brutally inefficient without mechanical advantage. If i'm not mistaken, riggers rarely use brute force alone for that kind of task.

[–] cAUzapNEAGLb@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

For those who have always seen this image and advice and have been like, "huh?" Like i was for the longest time, it wasnt until i finally started going to the gym and learning squats did i realize how fulfilling and painless lifting with proper form is

If youre looking for a good starting point for learning squats at home, ive sent this video to a couple friends with positive results: https://youtu.be/k-0OYcoyASk

Its worth it

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 3 points 19 hours ago

I think everyone should start off all exercises with only body weight and high reps. Even for stuff like bicep curls. You gotta cement proper form in muscle memory before you start adding weight. And when you do start adding weight, start with the smallest amount available to you.

I did this after I stopped working out for a few years following a shoulder surgery (I did all my rehab) and through this I've built up muscles I didn't even know existed.

I do a circuit where each exercise has a goal of 100 reps, and good lord can you get a good burn with only a 2lb dumbbell. And my gains are actually noticeable compared to when I started lifting heavy. I've lost weight, but shirts that fit before are actually tighter.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I once saw someone stop, clack and press both heels together, point their toes forward, bend completely forward with stock straight legs, and snap their back upward with two rapid jerks to lift a 40+ pound box. The poor doofus couldn’t have been older than 20. My chest feels tight remembering it.

[–] shweddy@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Also dont forget to use a sharp jerking motion for maximum power

[–] smh@slrpnk.net 4 points 15 hours ago

you have to sneak up on the box

[–] FlordaMan@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Why is looking like frog a con?

[–] Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Meh better than the cancer strains of frog

[–] brb@sh.itjust.works 2 points 22 hours ago

Do you want to be associated with the fr*nch?

[–] BananaIsABerry@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 day ago

Just deadlift everything. Fuck it.