That song is stuck in my head for 2 days.
this post was submitted on 31 Mar 2026
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Blue portal instead?
Just write "NOT SWASTIKA" next to it.
Whoops, your hair moved and has been covering the "not" for most of the day.
This is just an indicator for people who don't think before they speak. Because if you do, you'd realize that it looks nothing like a swastika. Maybe your brain got duped (hopefully only for a moment) by an abundance of images like this:
Which, incidentally, means NO nazis.
Just get a swastika tattoo right next to it so that people can see the difference between the two.
i laughed so hard, i had to explain this to someone else at work.
Genius
Now, that's using 100% of your brain.
Make the portal more saturated and cover up the back lower leg with it.
"I thought it was a swastika."
"I thought you had a brain and functioning eyes."
I'm great at making friends.
That was my first thought. Use it as a filter:
Maybe it's a conversation starter.
Maybe it's an intelligence test for the person asking.
Reminds me of those nazis that aren't even able to draw one properly.
If you see it from the wrong angle and her ear is blocking the front half, then I could see how the back half alone would definitely look like it...
Who wants to be friends with people that can't think or play portal? Na, nothing wrong with you.
Thank god im not the only one
Add a blue portal below it with a person coming out who doesn't look at all like a swastika, maybe?
Should be the other side of the neck
My guess is thats exactly what they have right now
Except that if someone only sees the one side it doesn’t help the problem.
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A blue portal instead of an orange portal would've gone a long way here
The blue portal is probably on the other side of the neck...
Could be worse. She could have got a Final Fantasy Cactuar tattoo.
Was also going to mention this. As much as I think cactuar is a fun monster, I will never be able to bring myself to get merch of them, because of that shape.
Oh man, I looked some up out of curiosity and you're right. I'd do a double-take if I saw them in the wild.
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I'm assuming you have the blue circle on the other side of your neck try to make the orange one more orange
Aww man, it's a cool idea, just badly executed.
That’s just what the guy looks like though.
I wouldn't even say badly executed as it looks exactly as it should for portal.
Grow a bigger ear.
Just change the ring to blue so it stand out more.
For the good of all of us
except the ones who are dead
But there's no sense crying over every mistake...
She wasnt thinking with portals
I remember seeing a set of earrings with this exact motif. Should have just worn those.
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