I'm kind of surprised the Liz made it 44 days against the lettuce.

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Turns out the lettuce was more intelligent also
Like that wasn't obvious from the start?
There was never a doubt!
we should form an underground transgender mafia
Looks like it's already in full swing. Just in case you're looking... I have a very reputable kitkat source for the next few weeks...
Why does she still get attention?
She speedran meaningfully damaging an already damaged economy when given power in days. Her ideas demonstrably lack merit.
Unless her following is literally just people waiting for her to say something else stupid
Mostly because she says stuff like this, and it gets attention.
It is pretty funny. Outside of the current global climate, it's pretty funny.
What exactly are the trans mafia running a racket on? Knee high socks?
Blahaj
Everyone knows that you need to feed your Blahaj shitty chocolate wafers so they don't turn into gremlins.
Oh gimme a break
Because the world is the way it is right now I just need to check. This is satire, right?
Nah, it's a running gag that she blames the trans mafia for everything: https://www.thepinknews.com/2024/10/01/liz-truss-underground-trans-mafia-conservative-conference/
I’m glad I wasn’t the only one who needed to check…
mad-libs headline?
also kudos to truss on having no shame and still showing her face to humans
Lettuce not listen to this grifter.
being in an underground transgender mafia would fix me
Holy shit, and here I thought organized trans crime conspiracies were exclusively American Republican. Why does everything stupid or regressive that comes out of the USA get parroted over here.
quick note, if anyone wants kitkats at a super low price hmu
Hold on, ensure Nestle loses money, and you’d fund trans people? Fucking sign me up! This is a fantastic idea! We need an underground trans mafia that steals chocolate to resell.
The spread of american idiocy to a global scale isn't a coincidence. It's a combination of homegrown grifters who see the grift over there working, and a concerted effort by the Epstein Class to spread their influence abroad.
Where do you think America got their stupid people from? Did you think Europe stopped making them after they sent them here?
Oceans 11 trans remake when?
But actually
I say that Liz Truss is actually just one giant cunt.
And not even in a good way.
That sounds... awesome! Like, I want this to be true, underground transgender mafia, hell yeah!!
No one knew what the fuck you stood for. Political fucking mist - no substance, no weight. You've got all the charm of a rotting teddy bear by a graveside.
So now, please, just fuck off back to your hole you headless frump, and prepare for your column in Grazia."
Knew it
Ma'am, we've got better shit to do
And much better food to eat.
sounds... probable.
maybe they can share some <3
Honestly, that would be a hilarious trade. A transgender mafia trading chocolate for estrogen.
Are you kidding me? Shot day is when I crave chocolate the most, I'm not giving that chocolate away.
Everyone look for a suspiciously KitKat-shaped Italian trans person!
is this satire?
Yes it is! Good one though lol
I'm gonna be real, my ability to detect satire has been thoroughly eroded over the last decade
That's as many as four threes, and that's terrible.
!nottheonion@lemmy.world
Shit, they're onto us.
Who snitched?
Sorry it was me, I spilled my breakfast on the cat and exclaimed "bloody underground trans mafia strikes again"
Fuck Nestle
This means stealing KitKats is okay, maybe?
stealing from large coorperarions is always okay :3
Would've been breaking as a parody of disinformation 18 months ago
KitKat heist was very real, though.
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