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Today I Fucked Up

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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/sylvermyst on 2026-03-31 01:52:39+00:00.


Last night I was playing Like a Dragon: Pirate Yakuza in Hawaii and picked up an item called a Stinky Towel.

I didn’t know whether it was useful, trash, or one of those weird items you need 8 hours later for some random side quest, so I asked Alexa if there was any use for it.

She didn’t understand me.

So I repeated it.

She misheard me again, and I had to repeat "I'm talking about the Stinky Towel!" at least two more times.

Then Alexa said:

“Got it. I will remember that you like Stinky Towels. I’ve committed this to memory.”

I panicked and yelled:

“NO! DO NOT PUT THAT IN YOUR MEMORY. DELETE IT RIGHT NOW!”

She calmly replied:

“I’m sorry, I cannot modify my memory. Please visit the app or privacy settings.”

My wife was in the room for all of this and completely lost it. Full cry-laughing, rolling-on-the-floor situation.

My marriage may be stronger than ever, but somewhere in Amazon’s ecosystem is now a permanent database entry that I exist as a man who loves Stinky Towels. 🤦‍♂️

TL;DR: Asked Alexa about a video game item called “Stinky Towel.” She decided this meant I personally like Stinky Towels and saved it to memory. My wife has not stopped laughing.

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