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this post was submitted on 31 Mar 2026
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Someday it will be illegal to name anything after Trump.
I look forward to inevitably watching the gravy seals being forced to climb their fat asses up ladders to chisel his name off of buildings from coast to coast.
Just put out the word, and citizen volunteers will have it handled all over the country by end of business on Inauguration Day.
Lolita Express National Airport or Epstein-Trump National Airport. Either one should do.
They are attacking Trump!
The Trump Kennedy centre, Trump Boulevard, my airport or me?
Yes!
Schlurp schlurp schlurp
So... Palm Bitch International Airport?
So, Pedo International Airport now?
Nothing but cowards in the US government. Dirtbag cowards!!
The older you get, the harder it is to get off. DeSantis has his work cut out for him. Keep sucking Ronnie!
Has anyone asked DeSantis yet if Trump's asshole tastes like Putin's dick.
Rename Florida "Trump's Swamp."
Then we can say DRAIN THE SWAMP
But, how will Shreck feel about that?
Add it to the list of another reason not to go to Florida.
s/Florida/the US/
TIA would be oddly appropriate, both for the region and the guy. I imagine it feels like having a mini stroke trying to make this seem like a good idea.
Although maybe it's best to just lean into the trend for a little more truth in advertising. If congress decides to sanction his habit of hoarding sensitive government documents, they could call it the "Federal Record Authorized Use for Donald" before he gets his grubby little mitts on them again. "Social Heroic Americans for Trump" would be a good rename for Truth Social.
With any luck, he'll get on camera one day and say:
"These nasty Democrats are at it again. They're saying I can't use classified documents for my business. I told them, "Yes, I can. I can use FRAUD. Look it up in the lawbook. It's there. It's a law "
Also, I had a big, beautiful--it was very lovely--airport named after me and they changed it back. They changed it back to ugly, old "Palm Beach," which no one has ever heard of. Just a terrible experience. I had a TIA flight, but when I landed, they said, "Welcome to Palm Beach." I was so confused. I didn't know where I was. I could hardly speak. The whole thing was a horrible, dizzy, blur.
I was so mad that I posted on my feed right then and there. I SHAT myself, as the kids are saying. Now everyone can see it. It's there. They know it's the Democrats' fault. Sleepy Joe made me do it. Awful guy.
In conclusion, this whole witch-hunt is a nothing burger. My day was just FRAUD, TIA, SHAT myself. Thank you for your attention to this matter."
Too on-topic, not enough self-aggrandizing tangents.
I predict June 20, 2026 for the unveiling of the "Trump/Lincoln Center for the Performing Arts".
Brave to do this when his poll numbers have hit record low.
Why they bother with such small feats? Why don't pass the bill that renames everything and everyone to Trump? Also vocabulary, we could replace all words with Trump, Trump Trump Trump. Trump?
Like squanch, but more irritating.
Everyone in the U.S.A will be renamed as Donald J. Trump junior!
The tests came back, you are HIV Aladeen.
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lol what a cuck
Well done meatball Ron!
I’m glad we are wasting time, money and resources on such important productive things.
Really looking forward to the Trump Memorial replacing the Lincoln Memorial
I hope it all gets undone with righteous rage when this shit is all over.
Why would Ron DeSanctimonious do this
I wonder how Ron can see with his head so far up Trump’s ass.
How is DeSantis taller than Trump in that photo?
I knew that but… okay maybe you are right.
Trump has the posture of Quasimodo
