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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 4 points 23 hours ago

Say what you will about heroin, but it definitely works.

[–] dlsloop@lemmy.zip 50 points 1 day ago (2 children)

You've got ghosts in your blood. Better do cocaine about it.

[–] Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

Came here to say this

[–] zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I imagine your circulatory system would be like a game of Pac-Man and the cocaine would give him the power pill. This seems easy, should I have been a doctor?

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 2 points 23 hours ago

I thought that was ecstasy.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 3 points 23 hours ago

Oh, no, I'm taking blood, but only about a gallon, don't worry.

[–] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

"The good news is you won't really care after it kicks in."

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

its a reference to RFK JR, who was knee deep in heroin which caused his brain damage, of his already brain damage from getting parasites.

[–] Mynameisallen@lemmy.zip 19 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Damn had to look it up, heroin was invited in 1874.

[–] lividweasel@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

“Hey, we should totally go to that party. I heard heroin will be there!”

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 1 points 23 hours ago

A party is always more fun with heroin!

[–] Mr_Fish@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

By Bayer, the same company that invented the first artificial fertilizer and aspirin, as well as the gasses used in both WW1 and the holocaust. They can't decide between making some of the best inventions of their time or some of the worst.

I mean they are all poisons, but they have therapeutic effects at the right doses and compounds.

heroin is the chemical basis for a few medications including one that helps with withdrawal from addictive drugs.

much of the gasses used for ☠️, were later reformulated for effective nerve numbing and Anesthesia for surgery.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 1 points 21 hours ago

must have ghosts in their blood.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 day ago

Reminds me of the UK show Quacks. Wish there was more than one series.

[–] muxika@piefed.muxika.org 16 points 1 day ago

The morphine the better. 

[–] Veedem@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Is that the head of the FDA?

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 day ago

Age, drug history, and current policies check out.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 7 points 1 day ago

... and the USA FDA right now.

To be frank, the victorian approach to medicine bore Jack the Ripper. Perhaps some things cannot be medicated.

[–] BlackLaZoR@lemmy.world 0 points 1 day ago

It's actually blood letting. So arguably worse

[–] Kalcifer@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

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