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A company worth $340bn, ladies and gentlemen (infosec.pub)

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[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Two 9’s, the pinnacle of reliability.

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[–] belated_frog_pants@beehaw.org 12 points 1 day ago

"Lets buy shit, then fire everyone, and balk when it fails"

"Brilliant gambit sir"

[–] UnfairUtan@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Gitlab is pretty much the same

[–] diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world -3 points 1 day ago

lol I’m about to kill my copilot subscription. Why have baby autocomplete when you have big daddy Claude now? I don’t even type anything anymore. The whole point of agentic swe is you don’t code by hand. If the ai does something wrong correct it so it doesn’t happen again.

[–] macaw_dean_settle@lemmy.world -5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

*yeah, not yea or nay. Do people no longer attend school?

[–] Hominine@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Cocksure. Look it up.

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