I don't know what everybody's laughing about, it's not a good song for sex but it's perfectly fine for potential sex.
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Based on that * looks like he might be adding more songs to that list. π
Time to add cbat
He was in high school, Iβm sure he could be finished in 3 minutes. No need for more songs
checks own teenaged list and sees Beautiful by HIM and 'that paradise song from Starship Troopers'
Fuck I feel old now.
High school? Radioactive from Imagine Dragons? He says it like it was 10 tears ago dude....
Edit: Oh fuck...
Damn, y'all young
This. That song came out yesterday.
Yeah it's not like it's 14 years old or something like that!
Seriously, I remember doing an audio-focuaed tech demo to some basic PM whose favorite band was Imagine Dragons and at the time wondering how much life was left in my career
I've been hearing people rip on Imagine Dragons forever but I had no idea what their music sounded like, so I went and did a deep dive on them a couple of years ago. I was like "wait a minute, I've heard all of these songs -- how is that possible?" Then I realized I've heard them all while grocery shopping late at night.
It all started with that stupid stomp-clap phase they had
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Seriously. I installed Win95 on the family machine on high school, and I felt late to the game.
Win 3.11 was working just fine until support started falling off.
I recall it started being a real pain in the ass to run DOS games after that point.
I'm so old, I recognize all the jokes about how shitty Imagine Dragons as the jokes about Nickelback.
I'm trying to think of which band was the early '80s equivalent of Nickelback. I'd probably say Journey but today's kids wouldn't believe it since their reputation has improved recently.
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Deftones is actually goated for sex. Theyre also just really good in general but yeah you get it
Rahhh, shove it, shove it, shove it!
Why go to the effort of creating a playlist when you only need one song?
Ironically, Hudson Mohawke has been a figure in idm and instrumental hiphop for ages, releasing his stuff on the legendary label Warp (same that Aphex Twin mostly releases through), having founded a label of his own, having produced records for Kanye West and other rappers back in the early 2010s. But some people think he came up with the viral βCbatβ thing to get βfamousβ in some way.
I also saw that in the YouTube comments, which is dumb as shit. People on Reddit are far too credulous, but this time, they dug through the OP's history and pretty unanimously decided it was real. I personally looked and agreed; it lines up too well. You don't develop a Reddit history over two years that lines up behaviorally and stylistically with a fake, batshit TIFU post you hope will go viral (wildly inconsistent on Reddit by that time even for really good posts) hoping to use it as an ad for your music. The chances it's fake are very slim; the chances it was orchestrated by Mohawke aren't even worth considering.
Also, the most popular uploads of βCbatβ on YouTube combined have 15.8 million views, and YouTube pays out something between 0.002 and 0.005 bucks per stream (probably on the lower side for music). So this whole culmination of his musical career would've brought him somewhere from 31 to 79 kilobucks over the past three and a half years from YouTube, and likely even less from other services.
Sad that I knew what it was before clicking
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I've fucked to Radioactive.
Not great. Pretty sure it wasn't the song tho, but I don't think it helped.
Clearly should've used cbat
It reduced like 69 sex points before you even got out of your pants. Sorry.
Time Apart by Fadent.
The love theme from Far Cry: Blood Dragon.
Sexual Healing. Or, as my old man called it, industrial strength panty remover.
Yeah, everybody knows you play "Thunder" during sex. Sheesh!
Are they going to update the playlist?
The star in the window title suggests that they have already made edits to the file that still need to be saved.
nah that's just MS saying you've changed the file because you've observed it
Copilot has helpfully added rich text formatting in a proprietary way specifically designed to lock other programs out of ever interacting usefully with the file.
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Fools not realizing the best sex music is and always will be Deftones.
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doot doodoot doot doodoodoot doot
CBAT - Hudson Mohawke
Only time βSexβ and βImagine Dragonsβ have ever appeared on the same document together
You clearly havenβt heard of furries. Those kids imagine dragons doing all sorts of things!
Imagine Dragon deez nuts across your face.
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Sigur Ros made good sex music. Don't know if they still do, but they did.
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