I don't know what everybody's laughing about, it's not a good song for sex but it's perfectly fine for potential sex.
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High school? Radioactive from Imagine Dragons? He says it like it was 10 tears ago dude....
Edit: Oh fuck...
checks own teenaged list and sees Beautiful by HIM and 'that paradise song from Starship Troopers'
Fuck I feel old now.
Deftones is actually goated for sex. Theyre also just really good in general but yeah you get it
Rahhh, shove it, shove it, shove it!
Time Apart by Fadent.
The love theme from Far Cry: Blood Dragon.
Sexual Healing. Or, as my old man called it, industrial strength panty remover.
Sigur Ros made good sex music. Don't know if they still do, but they did.
Based on that * looks like he might be adding more songs to that list. 🙃
Time to add cbat
Damn, y'all young
Seriously. I installed Win95 on the family machine on high school, and I felt late to the game.
Win 3.11 was working just fine until support started falling off.
I recall it started being a real pain in the ass to run DOS games after that point.
This. That song came out yesterday.
Yeah it's not like it's 14 years old or something like that!
I'm so old, I recognize all the jokes about how shitty Imagine Dragons as the jokes about Nickelback.
I'm trying to think of which band was the early '80s equivalent of Nickelback. I'd probably say Journey but today's kids wouldn't believe it since their reputation has improved recently.
Kenny G.
This for sure. Referencing Kenny G was a daily occurrence.
Good call, he's a candidate for sure.
Are they going to update the playlist?
The star in the window title suggests that they have already made edits to the file that still need to be saved.
nah that's just MS saying you've changed the file because you've observed it
Copilot has helpfully added rich text formatting in a proprietary way specifically designed to lock other programs out of ever interacting usefully with the file.
Why go to the effort of creating a playlist when you only need one song?
Ironically, Hudson Mohawke has been a figure in idm and instrumental hiphop for ages, releasing his stuff on the legendary label Warp (same that Aphex Twin mostly releases through), having founded a label of his own, having produced records for Kanye West and other rappers back in the early 2010s. But some people think he came up with the viral ‘Cbat’ thing to get ‘famous’ in some way.
I also saw that in the YouTube comments, which is dumb as shit. People on Reddit are far too credulous, but this time, they dug through the OP's history and pretty unanimously decided it was real. I personally looked and agreed; it lines up too well. You don't develop a Reddit history over two years that lines up behaviorally and stylistically with a fake, batshit TIFU post you hope will go viral (wildly inconsistent on Reddit by that time even for really good posts) hoping to use it as an ad for your music. The chances it's fake are very slim; the chances it was orchestrated by Mohawke aren't even worth considering.
Also, the most popular uploads of ‘Cbat’ on YouTube combined have 15.8 million views, and YouTube pays out something between 0.002 and 0.005 bucks per stream (probably on the lower side for music). So this whole culmination of his musical career would've brought him somewhere from 31 to 79 kilobucks over the past three and a half years from YouTube, and likely even less from other services.
It has a very recognizable rhythm and tempo.
Yeah, everybody knows you play "Thunder" during sex. Sheesh!
I've fucked to Radioactive.
Not great. Pretty sure it wasn't the song tho, but I don't think it helped.
Clearly should've used cbat

doot doodoot doot doodoodoot doot
CBAT - Hudson Mohawke
Fools not realizing the best sex music is and always will be Deftones.