You should cut diagonally. If it makes a sandwich better, imagine what it can do for a novel.
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Just read books on your phone, or a tablet. You can carry an entire library with you.
That psychopath needs reporting to the police.
This is the book version of ed gein
That's just wrong. If you're worried about portability get an e-reader, don't butcher up works of art.
I think most e-readers will stop working if you cut them in half to be more portable. Books still have the upper hand on this
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I mean, if you had like a hand bound copy or rare out of print book or something like that this sentiment makes sense, but if it's just some abundant mass produced edition, I'm not so sure. Surely the artistry there is in the words, which aren't damaged and exist in other copies anyway, rather than the cheap machine made physical medium.
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Just get a freaking backpack.
I stopped getting upset about this sort of thing when I learned libraries destroy books as part of their normal operations.
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I don't know, I'm a priest and I once sliced up a Bible for personal use.
Tthere was once a particular version of the Bible that I wanted, but the publisher only made a hard-backed version. I hate hard-back books (especially Bibles). So I bought it and immediately sliced the cover off and made a new one out of old church bulletins and duct tape.
It's a mass-produced book, and a paperback at that. You can certainly keep any such book in good condition to archive or re-read on your own terms. But that stack of acid-paper and cheap glue is going to eventually self-destruct. Unless it's a limited production run, in danger of getting burned, autographed, is an actual collectable, or something else that makes it distinct or valuable, I say: go for it.
Source: I own a stack of these from back in the day. Despite my best efforts to store them appropriately, they're all slowly rotting away. Some things just aren't meant to last.
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I have never been so offended by something so harmless in the greater scheme of things.
this is so wrong.
you're supposed to cut them in half so you can fit each side in the pockets of your cargo shorts.
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The LitBros will hunt this man for sport because of what he did to Infinite Jest.
Infinite Jest is best read with all the pages torn out and arranged something like this, CMV:
last year I've allowed myself to do marginalia, to allow me to write notes and whatever I want on the books I read while I read. it's inherently destructive, but it changes the whole experience. reading is no longer a passive activity but a conversation with the material. and I love it.
but felt guilty about doing irreversible changes to the book. then this shit shows up.
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Feels like a quite awful thing to do 😅