She should really reconsider her pricing structure. Pouring concrete is $100/hr.
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I once met a hooker who said "I'll do anything for 50 dollars". I said "Paint my house." I gave her a paint bucket and told her to start with the porch.
She came back about an hour later and said "All done!".
I said, "Wow, that was fast."
She said, "Yeah, I'm getting pretty good at this. Oh and by the way, that's not a porch, it's a Mercedes."
This is the first time I've heard of someone confusing the words "House" and "Porsche"
But what about porch and porsche, which is how the joke was written?
He asked her to paint his house though.
but you haven't heard that
I have this friend, a lady electrician.
I met her at a reddit meetup. She told us this amusing story of working downtown. She was outside one of the downtown big corp buildings, on the street side. Leaning against a wall smoking a cigarette on her break.
And this dude pulls up to her in his car. Rolls down the window.
Asks her if she's working.
To which she replies. "Yeah I'm working". At which point the conversation moved to her realizing he was asking her if she was a prostitute.
This happened In the middle of the day. A work day. She's wearing work clothes. Tool belt. The whole thing.
And this guy thought she was a "working gal".
"Hooker electrician lady" kink unlocked
You should watch S03E10 of Aqua Teen Hunger Force titled "Dusty Gozangas".
Although she's a natural gas technician instead of an electrician
Just had that episode number locked and loaded, didn't you?
Danger, danger! High voltage!
It’s like the heterosexual village people.
I guess electrician is the new police costume he thought as he rolled down his window.
You don’t pour concrete, you place it.
OP: Management
Top Comment: Professional
10 years of my life summed up in a phrase. We didn’t only do concrete, but my crew was the best at it so we had any of the jobs that came up.
You don't.
But yo mama pours concrete for the whole block
And you make DAMN sure to ask the concrete's father first.
Hell yeah just put that concrete mix in the ground it's wet enough (we actually did that)
as someone who has removed 40 dry pour fence posts, fuck dry pour. it's fucking lazy and you're fucking the dude that has to pull the plugs later.
properly mix your concrete, it's not hard with a machine.
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I have a sweet gum tree and it produces these gumballs everywhere. They are prickly and get caught everywhere. I would gladly pay $50 to get rid of them all.
This also reminds me of those posts on Facebook where some dude posts “need money quickly. Lost my job. Willing to do anything. Manual labor included”
Then I contact them and offer $250 to do some lawn work. “Appreciate it, but I prefer to work inside”
Wait is that what that tree is called? I also have one too I think if it the same.
Yes. It looks like mine. With the gumballs on the ground. I read you can get a nut roller (Amazon $40) and roll the gumballs. If that doesn’t work, you can get a lawn vacuum (Amazon $130).
Or get a twin blade mower and turn them into powder.
Thanks because they are a pain in the butt.
Do not put gumballs in your butt!
That’s what the nut roller is for.
Put the gumballs in your butt!
you can also pay a hooker for a "nut roller".
"I'm willing to do anything"
"Work outside, where the weather is? Fuck off"
"I prefer to keep my work separate from my living space"
Not to sound like an ass but I don’t understand the whole “Anybody hiring? Need a job fast!”
I ask them about their tech stack because I have a number of recruiters who can’t find people.
They always tell me they don’t have a tech stack and would prefer something retail oriented.
Have you ever been inside a Turkish prison?
This looks like an illustration from wikiHow and now I wanna know which article needed it.
Sure but I have limited experience and that's an hourly rate.
I need 4 working girls.
Need someone to subcontract xD
"How are your roofing skills?
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