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[–] boredsquirrel@slrpnk.net 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Tbh if you run qbittorrent you can manually give it as much as you got in the settings.

[–] sip@programming.dev 1 points 16 hours ago

learned that the swap -> oom way with deluge. It would go overboard if not contained.

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

dump a pregant cow next to the kitten labeled "Chromium"

[–] sip@programming.dev 3 points 16 hours ago

yeah. I want to think Firefox is a bit better 😅

[–] Hiro8811@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Watch them disappear once you start a blender render

I see you don't run electron app in flatpaks :)

[–] markz@suppo.fi 89 points 2 days ago (12 children)

Dude's filthy rich. Wish I had gone with the upgrade I planned to do last fall.

[–] thoughtfuldragon@lemmy.blahaj.zone 75 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Back in 2021 I accidentally bought a 64 GB kit rather than the 32 GB one I intended to. No regrets now but really felt like an excess back then.

[–] pressanykeynow@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago

Ah the times when you could accidentally buy twice as much RAM.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (7 children)

64 still feels like excess on a Linux machine... But I got mine back in like 2023-2024 so I got lucky

[–] markz@suppo.fi 50 points 2 days ago

It really depends on what you do.

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[–] lazynooblet@lazysoci.al 34 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

holy crap tell me about it.

The server this Lemmy instance is on was bought in August 2024 with 512G ram. I bought another 8x 64G in April 2025 for £610. That is ~£75 a stick of 64G server ram.

I just bought another server to go along side this and was originally planning to buy the same RAM again. It is now £500 per stick. So I've had to instead donate the extra RAM I bought last year to the new ram-less server.

So that's £75 -> £500. Absolutely ridiculous. Would have cost me £8000 in RAM when the rest of the server was ~£2k.

[–] markz@suppo.fi 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] kamen@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

32 gigs is quite a bit of a show off in these trying times...

[–] Sagan_Wept@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago

I bought 2x32 ddr4 6months ago for $160. It's worth about twice that now! I have half a mind to resell it 😭

[–] eatCasserole@lemmy.world 67 points 2 days ago (7 children)

Now add a German Shepherd labelled "Firefox" 😝

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[–] PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

My unpopular opinion: free ram is useless ram. Go on, OS. Put evertyhing into ram. I have 64GB of it. Fill it the fuck up. I want to be able to open things blazingly fast, that's why its there. The trick is leaving enough so new things can fit without waiting for cleanup. And windows isn't bad at scaling its usage. Afaik, wIndows installation on 8GB will use less than the same installation when 16GB is available.

If you had unlimited ram, you'd be mad the OS was wasting time cleaning up behind itself.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

It's not unpopular but only half right. Free RAM already gets used for caching, invisible to you. What you see in the task manager is reserved RAM and that one can't be used by other applications. If all RAM is reserved, you get pagination or the OOMkiller.

[–] tio_bira@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

The problem is when one of my two RAM sticks is dedicated to exclusively the microslop spyware and my games can barely run on the leftovers.

I'm playing modded Skyrim with windows, when i used to get crashes the log report almost always have the RAM usage on critical.

When installed some new mods on Linux and they start to crash i was getting "All Good" status on every single log

[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 46 points 2 days ago (2 children)

elon musk inherited an emerald minefrom his father, but your child will inherit 32 full gigabytes of ram

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[–] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 47 points 2 days ago (3 children)

all that ram is for my many virtual machines i planned to run and never did because i didn't actually get any practical use out of them

[–] crypt0cler1c 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 9 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Unfortunately I can't run windows 7 in a docker container for the lickable aero theme and nostalgia. The KDE aero themes just don't feel the same either. Lots of subtle things missing.

[–] cepelinas@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 day ago

Have you tried aerothemeplasma?

[–] 0x0@lemmy.zip 11 points 2 days ago

There's still time.

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[–] callyral@pawb.social 25 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works 33 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Meanwhile, the latest macOS update took away 20% of my battery life and added 15% of ram usage, just because, while the battery life of my Linux laptop is actually getting better with updates.

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[–] Mihies@programming.dev 23 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Laughs in one year old 128GB RAM on fedora Linux.

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[–] Logical@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago
[–] osanna@lemmy.vg 6 points 1 day ago

haha. I have 32GB of RAM in my server, and even though I run a LOT of stuff, it rarely gets past 6 or 7GB used

[–] FishFace@piefed.social 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Now launch one (1) web browser and watch an elephant drop on your sofa.

The OS is no longer relevant to memory usage, really, not in the way it used to be. The amount of memory required for a usable desktop is peanuts compared to the amount required to run a few web-apps.

[–] manxu@piefed.social 18 points 2 days ago (4 children)

One of the many reasons why we need a new and better browser without all the bloat.

[–] 0x0@lemmy.zip 23 points 2 days ago (4 children)

That's half the problem, the sites are the other.

[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

My guess is that 90% of the growth in browser bloat is to support bloated websites.

These days websites can be games, drawing applications, video players, etc. As a result, browsers have basically become operating systems. In addition, the browsers try to support even the most horribly written websites, but that means more bloat in the browser. Meanwhile faster computers mean that people developing websites are just doing more and more javascript, more and more animation, more and more mouse tracking, etc.

If you have an old device with an old browser, a lot of modern websites are completely unusable. I have an old iPad that's too old to update, and it's not actually possible to use browse Github anymore. It just ends up with javascript elements on the page that never finish loading. And Github isn't some site thrown together by someone vibe-coding their first website or something.

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[–] irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 2 days ago (4 children)

just wait until you need to edit some xml in android studio

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[–] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 9 points 2 days ago

You can still use Chrome in Linux (my wife uses them together on her laptop).

[–] nao@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 days ago

Why are you crying, Windows user?

Same reason as everyone else who waited to upgrade.

[–] Evotech@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The rest of the couch is my podman services

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