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[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 38 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You skipped a step where you put a cheater pipe on the breaker bar.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Just make sure you tell your kid how much torque that cheater pipe produces. I may have overtightened my dad's lug nuts with a cheater pipe that produced about 5000 lbs of torque at one time.....

[–] JennyLaFae@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 day ago

I remember my dad jumping on a 6ft+ cheater pipe to break some lugs, grown-ass man grinning like a little boy

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

I started to add another additional step where after having snapped the head off the bolt you had to drill and use a Ezout to remove the rest of the bolt.

[–] applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

torque has units of force times length so it would be inch pounds or foot pounds. failing to specify a length unit makes your statement make no sense.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (1 children)

I don't remember, it was like a 5 and a half foot pipe, and this was ~~almost~~ slightly over 30 years ago

Edit: oh fuck.

[–] applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 days ago

I dont have a problem with the hyperbole, just the incorrect units. As an engineer it bothers me and makes people sound like they dont know what they're talking about even if they do.

[–] Sisyphe@lemmy.world 30 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Using a torque wrench to undo a bolt? That's a paddlin'!

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 32 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Those just look like regular racheting wrenches and a breaker bar. But yeah I cringe every time I see someone do it at work but bossman won't buy a breaker bar, says "just use the torque wrench." Ok I guess, it's his wrench!

[–] Sisyphe@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

You're right, my bad.

[–] VieuxQueb@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 days ago

I don't see any torque wrench in this pic ?

[–] GalacticGrapefruit@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

Using the wrong ThreadLok, that's a paddlin'.

[–] Cybersec@piefed.social 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Can you tell us plebes why not? Am guessing it messes up the quality of torque delivery when putting a bolt on?

[–] Sisyphe@lemmy.world 21 points 2 days ago (1 children)

They're expensive tools. Using them to untighten stuff can decalibrate them, which can lead to even more expensive mistakes.

[–] Cybersec@piefed.social 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] unbanshee@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Also, the function of a torque wrench isn't to apply a lot of a torque with less effort - that's the function of a torque multiplier.

A torque wrench is intended to apply a specific amount of torque to fasteners. Engineers and mechanics have specific torque values for threaded fasteners based on things like material, thread type, load types, and application, and a torque wrench is what we use to make sure that we hit those targets.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

my favorite tool i owned is an electric hand screwdriver/torque wrench. It has a little knob that makes it cam out when it reaches [x] torque. AND I LOST IT

i was doing some unlicensed electric for a festival that helps out a charity so i don't really mind if they stole it, but c'mon dudes, that was my favorite tool.

Specifically, for adjusting tension on machinery designed to make big heavy things stop easily and smoothly, you really wanna be sure you have the torque correct. Those kinds of expensive mistakes.

[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago

There's a point in that process where you stop caring if you permanently damage things.

I had a bike where the stem of the seat was somehow permanently welded into the tube. Nothing I did worked. I took it to a bike shop and they said there was nothing they could do without damaging the bike. At some point I just gave up and was willing to sacrifice the bike's frame just to get those two metal parts apart.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Torque vs deleting the object.

[–] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 16 points 2 days ago

Adding torque directly to each individual particle of the object

[–] zr0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 day ago

Get away with that lousy torch…

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Heat around the bolt then rub wax which melts and wicks into the threads

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 day ago

Capillary action!