I'm told if I throw some flyers in front of the house letting the people living there know I intend to take it over, I'm cool right? Also I printed out some pamphlets my church recently put out that says the house at this very address is actually my birth-right, so if they try to put up a fuss I can just point out the relevant text. I am planning on going in armed, when can I shoot them if they refuse to leave? I really don't want to shoot kids but if their parents refuse to leave, they are using them as human shields and I can obliterate them, correct?

Thanks for the advice.

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[–] SovietyWoomy@hexbear.net 25 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Violence is bad. You should make a peace offering and let them keep a closet.

[–] supafuzz@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago

But make sure it locks from the outside. And if there are any, like, bummer vibes coming from in there, fire humanitarian warning shots through the door.

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago

Eat the real estate agent an poop in their shoes

[–] Comp4@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago

Use your all American M109A7 Paladin self-propelled howitzer to shell the house for at least 2h. After you are done shelling the house bring a camera crew with you and tell them how sad you are that it has come to this and there was no way to avoid this.

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago

Make sure you bring your deed that you got from a real estate agency that has nothing to do with the house or the people living in it.

[–] GorbinOutOverHere@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

I thought this was a reactionary anti anticommunist post about expropriation of housing but then i realized it's about israel-cool

[–] GriffithDidNothingWrong@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

Pretty sure you have to bribe at least your local congressperson first