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Cloud? So it's Death As A Service?

Duck! ... And Cover!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=IKqXu-5jw60

If your brain has enough time to process actually seeing a mushroom cloud, well, that means you were far enough away from the blast that you were not evaporated or otherwise fucked up by the initial explosion.

Otherwise, you would have felt or been destroyed by that first, before the mushroom cloud have even formed, before you could have possibly seen it.

So, if you are able to see a mushroom cloud, before you hear or feel a nuclear explosion, that means that you may actually have moments to scramble to find cover, and that may actually protect you from the blast/pressure/heat wave that has not hit you yet, as well as the immense, sucking/updraft winds that will be created by... essentially the hole that a nuclear explosion punches in the atmosphere.

Also, "fun fact", you wanna know something reported by soldiers at nuclear tests and the Japanese at Hiroshima and Nagasaki?

When the bomb goes off, ... even if you close your eyes, look away from the blast... you can still see your own bones, if you're holding your hands/arms to shield your eyes.

There is so much radiation flying around that you get momentary xray vision.

https://inews.co.uk/inews-lifestyle/nuclear-bomb-bright-bones-fingers-atomic-veterans-2-1930293

“We were told to put on long trousers and a long-sleeved shirt,” he says, “and we had these dark goggles which meant you couldn’t see your hand in front of you. Then we had to go and sit on the football pitch with our backs to the detonation, because if we’d faced it, the fireball would have burned our eyes.

“When the bomb went off, it was so bright that I could see the spine and ribs of the guy sitting a metre in front of me, like an X-ray. I put my hands over my eyes and could see the bones in my fingers, and could see the blood pumping around my hands. It was 4am but the sky turned blue, like it was daytime. The blast was like the sound of a pistol, except 1,000 times louder. After the fireball, a couple of minutes later, you feel the blast and a strong gust of very hot wind – if you had no shirt on it feels like it would burn through your back – then once the fireball starts to dissipate you get the mushroom cloud.”

That's just one recollection I can find via quick websearch, but there are numerous accounts of this 'momentary xray vision' effect happening, UK, US soldiers, Japanese, etc.

EDIT

The ... HL2 Mod -> 10+ years of development -> Indie Game G STRING arguably does a fairly decent portrayal of experiencing the effects of a nuclear detonation, in sequence.

It just does a screen flash bang instead of the whole x ray vision thing, but the order of events is roughly correct.

Flash, white out, people screaming from both being irradiated and the shock, gigantic visible second sun ...

... lull of time where power transformers are heard exploding due to the EMP ...

... massive pressure/blast/heat front hits, random shit is thrown away from the blast, more people screaming as they are now being incinerated ...

... then the wind direction changes and random shit is now sucked toward the explosion, which by now has more or less assumed the form of a proper mushroom cloud.

Uh, I guess potential [Content Warning], this may or may not qualify as nightmare fuel.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=X8suBOMnGFQ

I think the scene has been tweaked a bit in the current game since this 4 year old video, but uh yeah.

I was walking along a scenic trail in my city a few years ago. This particular spot had a spectacular eastern view, so I stopped to take in the last of what seemed to be a spectacular sunset.

It took my moronic ass about 15 seconds to remember that the sun usually sets in the west. So what was that red orange glow on the horizon?

A wildfire? No, I'd have heard about that.

Must be a... Nuke? What else would make that much light that fast. It had blown and I was seeing the burning destruction in its wake.

I spent the next minute or so basically shitting myself. Trying to figure out which way the fallout would blow. Thinking about all the emergency drinking water and food I never stocked. Thinking how horrific a death radiation sickness would be.

I was straight up having a panic attack!

Well then the most glorious blood moon I ever seen came up over the horizon. Huge and glowing orange.

I learned a bit about myself that day. Mostly that I am unlikely to thrive in any sort of apocalypse type situation. And that I'm a moron. Moon was cool though!

If there's one thing I know from every dicey situation I've ever been in, including in the military, it's that you never know what your brain will pull out of its darkest reaches when you least expect it.

Statistically most common last words are "Oh shit.", but you never know.

About time.

Oh thank God.

I would just be thankful that we don't have Kamala Harris as a president I mean can you imagine

How far away? If I'm in the vaporisation zone, I would lie down and relax, if I'm in the radiation poisoning zone, I'd get as fast as I could towards the vaporisation zone :p

Better to see a mushroom cloud than be in a mushroom cloud.

Once translated: "ugh, those fucking idiots".

In my native language: "ah les osti d'épais".

Maybe it's friendly!

"a friendly mushroom cloud!"

https://tenor.com/bUmxC.gif

You'll see the bright flash first, at which point you can't waste time and need to take cover from the coming blast. Which probably includes hurling up with your eyes closed. If you somehow survive the blast you can't waste time looking at the cloud and need to find shelter from the fallout within 15 minutes. During this time, if you spot the cloud, you'll probably be speechless and too busy.

I'm gonna parry it

"Look everyone! A mushroom cloud!"

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

It's a giant mushroom! Maybe it's friendly!

All jokes aside, I am in an area where I'd most likely die from it, so wouldn't be saying many bad things and more along the lines of how fortunate I'd be to not have to live after the clock strikes midnight.

"Oh, that's a big one!"

If that was here in Finland, I would of course be scared because you need a lot of explosives to produce a mushroom cloud, and that would probably mean that:

1. our military has been storing a sizable part of its munitions in one place AND
2. one our eastern neighbours has apparently developed a will to rid our army of its munitions.

...which would mean that some country would be planning to attack us soon.

So, I would probably start preparing for a war. Maybe go buy a lot of food, at least?

In some country further from the Russia I would probably assume it's something non-military. Maybe some form of a very large fertilizer storage? It would be kind of less scary, but of course that would mean a decreased farming output for the next season, and that would be shitty.

There goes the neighborhood

"So close." sigh

wp:Mushroom cloud

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18th century mushroom cloud

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"Finally."

If they end up dropping nukes I hope one falls on my head. I don't want to survive nuclear war.

Silence. Shadows don't speak.

I live relatively close to a major Air Force base so I’d probably only get so far as to say “oh shi-“ before I get vaporized like that scene in T2