I will literally say yes to anyone asking me to do anything sexual.
this post was submitted on 29 Mar 2026
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Can I shit in your mouth?
It's gotta be sexual for both of us, and I don't think that's sexual.
Iβll give you a footjob at the same time.
Did Violet 08 make a new account?
I don't think so, I think it's a copycat.
The horniness is less refined, more just overt sex references. Not the self-confident horny of Violet08.
Sure you can.
Line starts back here hoss
I don't think I could. To me that's like the height of physical intimacy.
When I was single my rule was: we can smash if its just a fling but, I gotta know you if you're gonna be acquainting me with your voice box.
I'm looking for dick not a pussy.
I guess that makes me a pussy. I just can't let you push me passed your epiglottis unless we have some kinda history.
Savage