Is this Lemmy's "the cylinder must remain unharmed"?
this post was submitted on 29 Mar 2026
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I was there, Gandalf, 3 years ago. When the bowels of man failed.
Lembas bread, one bite is enough to fill the stomach of a grown man while allowing him to go through multiple security checkpoints without pooping.
I’ve done this before. I was on a beach in Mexico back in the day for 3 days. Slept on the beach in a hammock. The nearest bathroom was about 30 minutes because it was a secluded beach. There was an outhouse you could shit in and I kid you not it looked like the poop scene from slumdog millionaire. I decided I would not shit till I left.
Honestly I ate normal food and it was fine so I think crippling anxiety is enough to make this possible.
You realize you could have shit in the sea, right?
simple, take imodium.
I remember this post bro!! Good times
Please stop asking because I am not telling anyone the reason.
Is it spiders? I bet it's toilet spiders.
He's a soldier going to the field for training. I'd bet my next check on it.
With air conditioned tents? Not really a field situation.
Drash tents are conditioned. If he's in a TOC or similar they need AC for the computers.
Fair enough, I was forgetting my time in S3. But the addendum that clean toilets would be available seems to go against this theory as well.
literal SHITpost
Oh, I think this is a post of a home-shitter ( someone who only shits at home, not at someone else's home, not in public toilets and definitively not in nature ) who tries to go on a multi-day travel. Rather a than getting over his mental block, he tries to prep his body to not shit for 3 days.
Poor soul.
I used to be a home shitter. Then I took a job doing over the road trucking. Now I don't care. As long as it looks like I won't catch anything putting cheeks to seat I'll go for it.
Hell, sometimes I'll stop and pinch one off on my way home just so I won't stink out my own bathroom. Giant gaps in the stall where people can look? Fine, enjoy the show. I would and have made eye contact.
Free your poops!
have had IBS my whole life. hearing people say this is like hearing people say they only breathe at home. they just. hold their breath. until they get back. Shit WILL exit my body when I'm away from home and I generally prefer it to be in a toilet.
i'm at the complete opposite end of the brown spectrum. i poop on average once a week, at most twice a week, thrice if i ate something bad. i have a fecalysis scheduled for today and so far it's been 3 hours of me unsuccesfully forcing my bowels to move lol
A very cold apple juice + a very strong espresso will turn you into a propelled vehicle in about 30minutes. Hope you read this early enough.
I skip the juice, but coffee plus a cigarette is pretty much laxative in my experience lol
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I used to be a home shitter, i used to even be a home pisser at school age, but then i started drinking a healthy amount of water.
I am so so glad i've gotten over the mental block.
At the school I went to if you shat at school someone would bang on the cubicle door and laugh at you. Caused some definite problems for me
3 days seems fairly doable. I know after my stomach has been upset and I've taken Immodium or an equivalent it can be several days before the seal breaks again
Oh yes. You can take a safe amount of Imodium and not wind up going for 3 days. I’m very sensitive to it, so without an upset stomach, 4mg might clog me for 3-4.
when I was a child and was sent to summer camp, I refused to use the showers because they were communal
I probably would have tried to not use toilets too for similar reasons, but I had already had to learn to use public toilets because of public school
Public toilets and communal showers are kind of different tho
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Are fursuits a pain in the ass to get out of or something?
Some of them have ass flaps.
Which are exclusively for the convenience of using a restroom when necessary and absolutely no other reason. None.
(most) Fursuits are way too expensive to muck up with biological matters. I think the fursuiters I know would smile, close their eyes, and gently pat you for your joke, only to grow aghast as they realize the reality of the suggestion of something that could fuck with their gigantic investment.
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I was there man.
Feels like it was only yesterday
So was I.
Although my account back then was on a now dead instance. 😔
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"You're full of shit, buddy."
"Yes, but that's not relevant to the discussion."
Is it really a shitpost if it's about not shitting? Wouldn't it just be a post?
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How is the instance of that community located on web.archive.org?
Anyway, the answer the OOP was looking for is sugar.
Not certain, but I'm guessing it's something to do with how archive.org archives. I'd say it probably captured some JavaScript which uses window.location.host, which would resolve to the original (say lemmy.nz) on the original page but web.archive.org on the snapshot.
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astronaut food designed for low residue
I feel like this person needs a portable bidet more than food advice.
Sounds like a possibility to me. Maybe they have hemorrhoids and using TP for three days will tear that brown starfish to shreds. Not that I would know anything aboot that.
Some say they're still not pooping to this very day...
I am not going on a hiking trip or mailing myself anywhere
Ah, damn. That was my bet.
I was thinking of a music festival.
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