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...my butthole keeps burning but I never learn. It's so damn delicious.

Can spicy food actually cause physical damage? Burns? Infections?

I remember how painful it was when I did my pepper spray examination. The teacher dropped a few droplets onto one of my closed eyes and then they told me to blink. It felt like somebody was trying to dig out my eyeball with a fistful of lit cigarettes. With a scoville level of 5 300 000, that's not surprising...

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[–] kbal@fedia.io 33 points 3 days ago (2 children)

As with all spicy food, if it's burning your butthole it means (assuming you ate it normally through your mouth) that you haven't digested your food properly. Eat more fibre, or something.

[–] emotional_soup_88@programming.dev 14 points 3 days ago (2 children)

People always talk about how dairy eases the pain, but never about fibre! I'll throw in some stuff rich on fiber into my ramen next time. :)

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Heads up. More fiber is ALWAYS a good idea. But you're gonna poop like crazy for a few days until you adjust.

[–] Harvey656@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

Lemmy don't poop for three days challenge. (Impossible)

[–] bajabound@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

🎶A spoon full of MiraLAX makes the ramen go down.🎶

[–] MintyFresh@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

Or something....

[–] MurrayL@lemmy.world 22 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Since no one else has asked: what the fuck is a pepper spray examination? That sounds horrific.

[–] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 8 points 2 days ago

the idea is that to get to be the one spraying, you have to know first hand how much pain you are inflicting.

It was awful. I was a correctional officer for four years and equipping pepper spray had just become compulsory. 🥵

[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago

Spicy food can’t permanently hurt you. It’s just your body’s reaction to a harmless chemical that it interprets as pain. Birds can eat super-hot peppers with no effect, because the chemical (capsaicin) has no reaction in their bodies.

[–] Mandarbmax@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Eating Shin that was too hot for me is how I ended up building up my now robust spice tolerance from next to nothing. I'd have to go through two liters of water with each batch though when I first started.

If you want an easier time though consider getting a less spicy one from the same company (nongashim) because everything they make is great and then add an appropriate amount of spicy chilli oil to it (like laoganma) or just use cayenne pepper powder if you can't get any. You will get a more customizable spice level and you will get to try all sorts of other good flavors of ramen!

Hope this helps! Cheers!

[–] curiousaur@reddthat.com 4 points 3 days ago

Wait, people consider shin spicy?

[–] Ebby@lemmy.ssba.com 7 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

Damage? I hope not!

I just made Caribbean rice and peas using homegrown dried habaneros. Great spicy heat!

Except this time I mixed up my dried habaneros with my dried Carolina Reapers. Breakfast is now half portions with 2 pints of milk. Math says I added the equivalent of 19.5 habaneros to the dish intended for 6 serving. (Now 12)

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Last time I ordered rice and peas I got rice and beans.

[–] Ebby@lemmy.ssba.com 3 points 3 days ago

Over in those parts "peas" are often red/kidney beans. My dish used red beans. (I like the texture better)

Hot damn. Literally. But, it is delicious. 🤤

[–] Davel23@fedia.io 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

There was an incident of a teenage boy dying after doing the "One Chip Challenge", though it seems he may have had preexisting health issues which contributed.

[–] I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

I love when an entire product gets banned, canceled, or reworked because of the actions of 1 idiot child. He had several pre-existing heart issues that should have made it obvious that he shouldn't eat stuff that spicy. The chip didn't kill him, Darwin did.

[–] hexagonwin@lemmy.today 5 points 3 days ago

not sure if there's one available in your area, but maybe try another less spicy ramyun

[–] SolidShake@lemmy.world -2 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Yes. Spicey foods can cause ulcers and can do some damage to intestines as well.

[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

That's completely fucking false

[–] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Not really, just heartburn and indigestion. Nothing permanent.

[–] insomniac_lemon@lemmy.cafe 1 points 3 days ago

If there's any truth to that it's probably related to the acidity of hotsauces (and maybe pickled peppers), particularly eating it without other food. Noodles, which I'd imagine take on the PH of the water, probably not so much.

A quick search says capsaicin can stimulate the production of stomach acid, so the kind of person who does something stupid with a pepper or sauce might do so on an empty stomach as well (which I'd say is another issue).

[–] sudoMakeUser@sh.itjust.works -2 points 3 days ago (1 children)