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[–] Tarquinn2049@lemmy.world 96 points 2 days ago (1 children)

A wife massage with no funny business may often turn into a yes funny business massage, but only if the no funny business part goes well. And even then not always. But it's always a good idea to take the no funny business part seriously. The worst possible outcome is that she just has a better day instead.

[–] Illogicalbit@lemmy.world 28 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Agreed. As an equally confused human as this OP, I think it’s about choice, luck, trust and possibly solar flares.

I too blunder through this world pretending I have an understanding of my wife of 20+ years and just opt to get excited when the light turns green.

[–] Yosmonkol@piefed.social 3 points 1 day ago

I knew a woman that would declare, early on in a relationship, that she didn't want any funny business ever but would very much want funny business a month later. I always assumed it was to filter out people that were only after funny business, or to gauge how their partner respects consent. Granted its not the same dynamic as in the OOP.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago

Human doesn’t understand the full breadth and implications of a situation until it has entirely elapsed. More news at 11

[–] jack_of_sandwich@lemmy.sdf.org 14 points 2 days ago

Surprise funny business is better than rain-check funny business

[–] SandmanXC@lemmy.world 30 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I have an MBA in funny business

[–] Viceversa@lemmy.world 43 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] gndagreborn@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

That callout physically made me wince. Collateral damage.

[–] SmoothOperator@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

So an MFBA?

[–] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 4 points 2 days ago

so the end of their stand up comedy side hustle ?