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Hey! How are you, how was your day? You seem a little grumpy, kinda off, everything good?

Anyway, let me tell you about mine: woke up to my Apple iPhone alarm, immediately checked Instagram, Snapchat, TikTok, Twitter, Facebook, Gmail, and YouTube, rolled out of bed, threw on a Nike hoodie, Levi’s jeans, and Adidas sneakers, grabbed a Starbucks pumpkin spice latte, hopped into an Uber while blasting Spotify through my AirPods, then got to my place and opened my Microsoft laptop, fired up Google Chrome, and bounced between Amazon, Netflix, YouTube, Wikipedia, LinkedIn, Reddit, and eBay like I was speedrunning the internet.

Around lunch I hit McDonald’s for a Big Mac, fries, and a Coca-Cola, thought about Chick-fil-A and Taco Bell but the line was insane, paid with my Visa, checked my Bank of America app, then wandered into Walmart, Target, and Costco just to buy stuff I didn’t need, ended up looking at Samsung TVs, LG appliances, Sony headphones, and a random KitchenAid mixer like I was about to become a whole different person.

Later I grabbed a Dunkin’ iced coffee, kept scrolling TikTok, Instagram, and YouTube Shorts like my brain was running on autopilot. Got home, microwaved some frozen Nestlé food, turned on my Samsung TV, opened Netflix, considered Disney+ and Hulu, then sat there half-watching while checking emails on Gmail and pretending I had my life together.

What about yours?

Big Rabbit pushing us around again.

do you consider advertisements people who use coke, cyberpunk, frisbee, jet ski, photoshop or roomba?

Probably not, I do this every chance I get while delivering. Even if the pet is in the window and I have to take an absurd angle to get both the food and the pet in the shot lol.

Is his first name "Bugs"?

They also raise menu prices to make even more profit. I ~~'ll never~~ now somewhat understand why non-disabled people use food delivery apps. It's always cheaper to just pick it up yourself. Even if the restaurant does their own delivery, they still charge a delivery fee and you're expected to tip. Quit being lazy/rich and just pick up your own meal.

that's not true.

the delivery and tip is usually about 20-30% of the cost, the same as you'd pay in a sit down restaurant.

when i order from places, my bill is the same pretty much as it would be if I went there and sat down to eat.

i love these replies saying every order is $50 or something... these people have never used a delivery app. vast majority of my orders it's a 5 bucks in fees and a 5 buck tip on a 25 dollar food order. most of my orders are 30-35 dollars.

It wasn't all that expensive during the COVID lockdowns, which is where they saw the most success that allowed it to get where it is now. People got a taste of the convenience and now are comfortable paying more to keep the convenience.

On a scale of 1-10, how not disabled are you?

in theory, cooking once for many people is efficient.

actually we need community kitchens again. that would be great. meet with your neighbors and cook together. in fact, i wonder whether they have any in my city ... hmm i can't find anything rn, i'll look again tomorrow.

in practice, well, yeah, some companies make a looot of money by cooking for lots of people at once. so called restaurants. i wish they were efficient. they waste waaaaay too many resources on "decorating" the room instead of just providing food IMHO.

People who don’t have cars. My dad drives for Uber Eats and a large percentage of his deliveries are to apartments or houses where people don’t seem to have cars parked anywhere.

It's pretty easy to litter train a bunny. They do intentionally leave territorial poops anyway, but those are hard little balls at the edges and corners of the room, so not too obnoxious.

The most difficult thing about a free roaming bunny is that the like to chew (it's more correct to say they have to chew, since their teeth always grow), and getting them to chew what you want them to chew, not what you don't want, is a challenge.

All my buns are free-roam and potty-trained! Sure there might be some stray poops sometimes, especially when something startles them, but I'd say they're great 97% of the time. Spaying/neutering them helps a lot.

When I find a lot of poop outside their litter box (most of the time in one neat stack), it usually means they're angry at me. Food is late, litter box is too dirty, there is too much noise outside (somehow this is my fault)... haha.