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[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 89 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

The possibilities are endless

[–] felixwhynot@lemmy.world 31 points 3 days ago

Water trilogy is a banger πŸ˜‚

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 11 points 3 days ago

There should be a com for this.

[–] lobut@lemmy.ca 22 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Tell me about it, watching these three did my head in:

Man in the Iron Mask CoverIron Man Movie PosterThe Iron Lady Movie Poster

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 17 points 3 days ago

Because you skipped right over The Iron Giant and missed how Iron Man became The Iron Lady.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 18 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It only gets harder to follow from there.

[–] ugandan_airways@lemmy.zip 5 points 3 days ago

It’s wild that there is this vertical line motif in OP’s trilogy and a three head motif in yours

[–] darkreader2636@lemmy.zip 13 points 3 days ago
[–] apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 37 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Sure when you watch something out of order it is bound to make no sense!

[–] BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone 42 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Obviously it’s Star Wars (a long time ago), Stargate (near future), Star Trek (far future)

[–] West_of_West@piefed.social 18 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Is Stargate not the near past? They just haven't revealed it to our contemporary selves.

[–] restingOface@quokk.au 23 points 3 days ago

Each Stargate show/movie took place in the same time period it was released. So I guess by now, it would all technically be "near past", but it was meant to be "present" at the time

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 28 points 3 days ago (2 children)

You watched them in the wrong farken order

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 20 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Stargate, where they discovered the gate to the stars

Star trek where they travel the universe and meet new civilizations

Star wars is then those interstellar civilisations go into wars.

Makes perfect sense

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 2 points 3 days ago

100% agree with this.

An epic tale of finding the way to then seek out new life and new civilizations...and kill them.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Reminds me of when I watched half of the first season of The Expanse only to realize I accidentally started with season four.

I really did think the writers were giving the viewer too much credit. They wanted me to read between the lines a LOT.

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 26 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Wouldn't you start with a gate, which leads you to a trek, which leads you to a war.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I think the entire Rocky franchise went off the rails with The Rocky Horror Picture Show. It didn't even have any boxing in it.

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

There's a lot of heavy breathing and a sweaty muscle man. How is that not the same?

[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Dammit. Janet.

[–] NarrativeBear@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I see Stargate and I upvote

[–] Kataelyna@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago

I'm pretty sure you can headcannon Stargate to link Star Wars to Star Trek. Star Wars shows alien worlds in the distant past with advanced technology, Stargate shows modern people discovering that ancient alien technology and starting to become aware of the wider universe (iirc) and Star Trek shows people in the future that have become a part of that wider universe

[–] Atomic@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 days ago

Wrong order...

Star Gate, they find it and go through, Star Trek, the hike begins, Star Wars, they found new enemies that wanted to kill them.

[–] notsure@fedia.io 11 points 3 days ago

...no offense, great trilogy...

[–] fonix232@fedia.io 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Well of course it doesn't make sense, it's an anthology series.

[–] West_of_West@piefed.social 2 points 3 days ago

I love a good anthology series. Can be confusing as hell though.

[–] Nomorereddit@lemmy.today 5 points 3 days ago

More mushrooms next time.

But also consider not doing drugs.

....so there are more for me out there.

[–] pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 3 days ago

I was high when I first watched Star Trek: The Motion Picture. And yeah, it made no sense, but I think that would have been true regardless.

[–] nonentity@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 days ago
  • Star Wars is science fantasy.
  • Star Trek is science fiction.
  • Stargate is science mythology.
[–] fenrasulfr@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

That looks like a great movie night to me.

[–] wewbull@feddit.uk 5 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Starts and ends well, but that's a long boring middle. Make it....

  • Stargate
  • Wrath of Khan
  • Return of the Jedi

...and I think you've got a much better evening.

[–] LastYearsIrritant@sopuli.xyz 6 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is peak Star Trek.

Fight me.

[–] fenrasulfr@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

We are nerds I do not think fighting is our strong suit.

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 1 points 3 days ago

No, you're correct.

The only possible improvement would be a Special Edition where the right current cannon ships are on that wall.

[–] Fluffy_Ruffs@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

Stay sober and watched this trilogy. Made no fucking sense.

[–] SabinStargem@lemmy.today 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Marry, fuck, kill...

  • Marry: TMP.
  • Fuck: Stargate.
  • Kill: Star Wars.
[–] Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

What about The Last StarFighter?

[–] Slovene85@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Those Star Lemon stealing Star Whores! We don't talk about them.

[–] kreskin@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

the musical version of the other one? I still think about the songs from the musical.

On the same note, Ever see the x rated 1977 cinderella musical? the one with the "snapping pussy" musical number?
https://clip.cafe/cinderella-1977/fairy-fairy-godmother-s1/?srsltid=AfmBOop0VPk0DgpjOmTkrz9kDu1uthu2bVgnaA3nAWqocYOB-pE_4OG4

that the fairy godmother was a black drag queen fairy godmother was pretty avante guarde for its time.