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[–] sbbq@lemmy.zip 125 points 4 days ago (3 children)

What an insane question to ask someone!

[–] jeffep@lemmy.world 109 points 4 days ago

IKR get your own drink girl

[–] Tattorack@lemmy.world 31 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I guess, but I can infer two things from this comic:

  1. The two girls know each other well enough and are close enough to be familiar with each other's stuff.
  2. For the same reason as above, one girl knows the other is a little... Um... Shall we say... "needy".
[–] Servomoore@lemmy.world 15 points 3 days ago

5-Ish Art has done enough comics about sucking off her husband that I think you’d have to know her for like an hour before that becomes apparent.

[–] AntiBullyRanger@ani.social 7 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

That's why you answer just as equally:

I had ten on me last night. Would you like some left over pubic hair too?

[–] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Could also go with accusing them of projecting and rescinding the offer on that basis

[–] AntiBullyRanger@ani.social 3 points 3 days ago

These two look friendly. I presumed they are roommates, so they comfortable sharing food and clothes. It's just some roommates need to be reeducated on proper lines and questions not to crossed&asked.

If the shock of my suggestion gets in, e may be able to retrospect:

Wait, why am I asking to to indirectly kiss my roommate from the drink e is drinking from?

The idea is that the askee can get es own drink, and only wants permission.

Our canteen rules are extremely simple: take whatever you want, but replace it ASAP. That way nobody gets to miss out on their favourites.

[–] mfed1122@discuss.tchncs.de 56 points 3 days ago
[–] Mothra@mander.xyz 68 points 3 days ago

Girl in blue must have the worst case of eggplant allergy ever. I mean, it's an oddly specific question to ask

[–] Nikki@lemmy.blahaj.zone 48 points 4 days ago (2 children)

do we not brush our teeth afterwards?

[–] Harvey656@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago

But he said he was a dentist and it would whiten my teeth!

[–] DeathsEmbrace@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

It's not as perfect as you believe

[–] MissesAutumnRains@lemmy.blahaj.zone 31 points 3 days ago (2 children)

No, only eaten copious amounts of ass. 🥰

[–] PhoenixDog@piefed.ca 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Ate my wife out last night.

Still smell them 12 hours later. No ragerts.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 12 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

"You should shave your mustache."

"No! Not the flavor saver!"

[–] douglasg14b@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago
[–] Zwiebel@feddit.org 27 points 4 days ago (1 children)

She doesn't want it if it doesn't taste like dick? Or is she being considerate

[–] criss_cross@lemmy.world 16 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] rf_@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Is it possible to transmit an sti by taking a sip? Will someone please run this experiment for the benefit of my idle entertainment?

Mono, maybe, but the last 24hrs is basically irrelavent for that one. Hell, the most recent 24hrs is almost irrelavent for any of them; Contagion takes time to set-up shop.