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[–] mech@feddit.org 164 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Boy am I glad they're making sure a terrorist with a bomb can't get onto a plane to kill a lot of people packed together in a crowded place.

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 84 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Can't blow up a plane if nobody can get onto the plane!

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[–] ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org 25 points 4 days ago (8 children)

Blows up airport instead ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 29 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Well, that's not TSAs direct job, so they don't care.

[–] elvith@feddit.org 13 points 4 days ago

They're called TSA, not G(round)SA or A(irport)SA or... for a reason!

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[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 100 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Tired of ~~waiting~~ winning yet?

[–] nasquamesse@lemmy.zip 46 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Pleease Mr. President, no more winning!

[–] ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Mr. President, it's too much winning!

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[–] ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 78 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Why don't they just let people take their assault rifles onto the plane such that they can defend themselves? Are they stupid?

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 46 points 4 days ago

It's an airplane, not a grade school classroom.

[–] axexrx@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

You dont give up your right to free speech when you get on a plane, why around you give up the right to bear arms?

  • line from an old prairie home companion when I was a kid.
[–] stumu415@lemmy.zip 87 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Good thing the US has a high speed railway network like China, Japan, Europe or Morocco, so you don't need to get on a plane. Oh.. wait...

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[–] tired_n_bored@lemmy.world 58 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Is there any other country on earth that stops working altogether once a year?

[–] d00ery@lemmy.world 35 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Lol I was looking into this the other day. From what I understand it's to prevent too much power being with any one group in US govt ..

Short answer is no, most countries have rules that see public servants (govt. employees) paid even when a department's budget has not been agreed - for example Belgium https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2010%E2%80%932011_Belgian_government_formation

[–] tired_n_bored@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Thank you. To give another example, in Italy it is necessary to approve the budget by 31st of December. If this doesn't happen the budget is controlled by the government but with limitations and only one month at a time. I think it's a good compromise not to let the country collapse.

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[–] Rothe@piefed.social 23 points 4 days ago

Only once a year? Are you talking about the US, because it seems to have stopped working quite some time ago.

[–] roserose56@lemmy.zip 31 points 4 days ago

Your get what you voted! Enjoy your fucking war.

[–] xSikes@feddit.online 46 points 4 days ago (3 children)

The sad thing about this is that most Trump supporters probably don’t fly because either they’re always in their own bubble and/or can’t afford to. So they can’t relate to this, so it’s a non-issue sadly.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 24 points 4 days ago

So they get to punish others for doing the things they choose not to do.

Again.

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[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 15 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

There are several terminals with security checkpoints, this does not represent “JFK Airport” as a whole. This shown terminal is T5, JetBlue’s terminal.

Edit: who downvoted, lol. I’ve been to JFK 4 times this week. Nothing I said is untrue. It literally says Jetblue check in on the sign. Go pound sand.

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[–] thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 29 points 4 days ago (1 children)

did you mean Trump JFK Airport?

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[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 days ago

Such a stimulated economy

[–] unnamed1@feddit.org 33 points 4 days ago

Looks like a freedom country chicken farm

[–] fox2263@lemmy.world 29 points 4 days ago (3 children)

I’d honestly just cancel my holiday instead going through that trauma.

[–] flandish@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago

wife and i have to fly out of LGA in may to go to daughter’s wedding. not looking forward to the travel. sigh.

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[–] timestatic@feddit.org 26 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

The American electorate, truly the greatest in the world

[–] Spezi@feddit.org 14 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I’d much rather have Camacho as the president. At least he knew that he should trust people smarter than him.

[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 18 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Camacho was a great president. I submit the following:

  1. When faced with a problem he didn't know how to solve, he appointed the best person he could find and listened to their advice.

  2. Upon realizing that he made a mistake, he reversed course and corrected.

  3. I don't think he ever raped a minor.

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[–] r00ty@kbin.life 25 points 4 days ago

Yeah but.. Is America great again yet?

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Are the flights backed up to, or are they just leaving half empty all the time?

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[–] asg101@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Zero sympathy for USian planet incinerating jet-set crowd. They got what they voted for.

[–] modus@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The racist, hillbilly morons who voted for this are not "jet-setters." They've probably never even been on a jet.

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You underestimate the number of half-wit yuppies who are MAGA. The number of them in my home city is absurd and theyre the exact fucking reason the area is even urbanizing while they bitch about urbanizing factors is absurd, sorry Janice but the light industry is an expected economic factor for a city population. Sincerely a SoCal Hick.

[–] NannerBanner@literature.cafe 3 points 2 days ago

Right? People seem to forget that ~50% of voters went for dump. That's not 100% rural and 0% urban, 100% rich and 0% poor... There are a lot of assholes who have money (lawyers, doctors, small business owners, engineers, teachers, nurses, police, firemen, emts, pilots, office workers in healthcare, government bureaucrats, etc., etc.) that think they 'earned' all that money and 'the left' (super big air quotes with a funny voice on that one) just wants to take it from them and give it to the stoner living in the basement of his grandmother's friend who looks at him funny on sunday nights when she asks him if he wants to share some of her beef stew. There's also a lot of folks who are in a trailer on the property that their great-grandparents once owned, along with their 3 siblings, 7 cousins, and 11 second cousins in their own trailers, while their father and aunt and uncle fight over who gets to keep living in the actual house after someone clogged the septic system over the weekend, and sure, they vote republican and will never get on a jet, but they're likely the minority, humorously enough.

[–] CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

And not a mask to be found as a new variant of Covid surges…

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 16 points 4 days ago

Yeah guys send the Gestappo. They fix everything

[–] moseschrute@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (8 children)

I’ve only been to JFK once, but I get the sense that the lines there always look like this. Not saying all the other stuff isn’t an issue, but don’t give JFK any credit. Hands down the worst airport I’ve been to. Avoid at all cost.

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[–] thingAmaBob@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

My coworker noped out of a trip across country because they’d have a grandchild with them, and didn’t want any issues with missing flights, long waits, or ICE shenanigans. If they didn’t have their grandchild, they probably would have taken the train instead.

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[–] UnfairUtan@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I feel like I'm missing something, what's the context?

[–] ajikeshi@lemmy.world 19 points 4 days ago (1 children)

TSA (the security theater people) had been unfunded for the last 50 or so days

[–] immutable@lemmy.zip 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Additional context:

TSA is part of DHS (Department of Homeland Security). ICE and border patrol are also a part of DHS.

After ICE started shooting citizens, the democrats said “no additional funding without some reforms.” In trumps Big Beautiful Bill ICE was already given a huge chunk of funding for the next few years, but they would like more.

Democrats have been trying to fund TSA but want a separate vote for ICE. This arrangement recently passed the senate but republicans in the house voted it down because they think they can pin the blame on the democrats and force them to give ICE more funding along with the TSA.

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[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 4 days ago (3 children)
[–] Barbarian@sh.itjust.works 16 points 4 days ago (10 children)
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[–] Randelung@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

Jesus Fucking Krist airport right now.

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