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Oh, but a USB condom really is a thing though. It just passes through power but no data, as those pins are missing.
I caught a virus :(
Every guy thinks he needs a Magnum.
Or
?
Hide a pihole inside that.
I want a pi(e) in my hole too.
I've got your 3.14 inches right here.
Be careful when you empty that, it’s going to be FILTHY.
OP is a furry so you can imagine the level of smut
I thought that was our little secret :/
Doesn't work with asbesddos
No more dusty packets
After the FCC router ban, everyone in the US is going to need this in a few years.
Your WAF is giving me a WAP
Can we get that WAP up on the WAN?
What percent of viruses does it block?
99.9999%
With the identical uptime (free of charge)
I thought heppa filters were only 4 nines. And need to be changed at least once a year
Super special filter.
With extra uptime
See, we don’t need age checks. We just need some of these bad boys.
Fancy new Wet Ass Filter
I wanna see your firewall
Post your git repo for this amazing tool!!
Truly zero config WAF
Still, not affected by ../
For best performance, remember to always change your internet filter when you change your blinkenlights fluid
my what?
your Blinkenlights fluid. Not to be confused with blinker fluid
Genuinely fascinating that people learned to read that stuff like language. I mean I guess it was language. Hmm I guess that sort of was the monitor.. just really big analogue pixels..
Nice. Now you can't reach the Internet.
NO ONE GETS IN. NO ONE GETS OUT.
Basically my life motto.
Any any that mofo