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[–] arctanthrope@lemmy.world 72 points 4 days ago (2 children)

actually, according to color theory, this brownish yellow is reminiscent of precious metals, like gold or brass, which symbolize wealth and prosperity

(context for those who need it)

[–] huppakee@piefed.social 47 points 4 days ago

actually, according to colour theory, context matters.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Welp, precious metal looks like you having the worst diarrhea and the toilet leaking.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

with respect, worst runs clear

i swear i was like a leaky goddamned firehose

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 34 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (5 children)

Piss puddle rug aside, what's great about this is the small hand wash sink. So many designers just put the toilet in a closet without a sink.

Also, also guys, just sit down to pee if you're not at a urinal. No one is watching you, no one will make fun of you.

[–] man_wtfhappenedtoyou@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Sometimes I'm too lazy to sit down though.

[–] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 33 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Sitting down is like the second laziest thing you can do.

[–] Atropos@lemmy.world 24 points 4 days ago

Yeah, that's why I lie down to pee

when your buttholes are blasting so hard you're making a puddle that color why are you standing? I mean this loses its joy after the first year

[–] LurkingLuddite@piefed.social 6 points 4 days ago

The toilet in an isolated room is good, though. Keep all those poo particles more contained.

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Cupboard above the loo too

[–] Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 days ago

Ah, the infamous Double Upper Decker, the skybox seating of feces related pranks.

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 4 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Sometimes it is easier to drain the whole bladder standing up.

[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

You should get your prostate checked.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 6 points 4 days ago

Some people already know they have an enlarged prostate.

and you get to rest your legs. who wants to be standing all day

[–] agavaa@lemmy.world 18 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Why would you want a piss rug in the first place?

[–] JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I thought it's a diarrhea rug.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

So you can't see the real piss on the floor.

[–] agavaa@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

I was about to say it's easier to wash tiles that a rug, but realized "out off sight, out of mind" is probably the actual strategy here.

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

it was probably white when they bought it

[–] InnerScientist@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago

The designer bought a white rug, the customer bough cheap takeout.

[–] thorhop@sopuli.xyz 11 points 4 days ago

Ah yes, a pissmat - a pissmat.

[–] jrwperformance@lemmy.world 17 points 4 days ago (2 children)

The piss puddle edition floor mat!

[–] Nomad 4 points 4 days ago

That rug used to be white you know...

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

Pretty sure one of The Sims games has that.

[–] wuffah@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

$25k bathroom, $15 rug:

[–] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Oh gawd. The claustrophobia. C'mon, that's a serious medical condition. Architect really needs to runny over the floor plans again. Accidents can happen in such a smell sq. ft. area. That's dire- yeah... dire straights of a design choice so it's not gonna blow-over with the user.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

i mean if you need a hand rail but don't need a wheelchair that's just the right width tho. just gotta put in a mirror along one entire long wall upper half to open it up

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Rug looks like crap, totally does not tie the room together.

[–] MohamedMoney@feddit.org 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Donny, you’re out of your element

[–] IronBird@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

i am the walrus

[–] waigl@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Is this about that throw-rug that looks like a toilet overflow? Or about the fact that the shower and toilet seem to be in the same place?

[–] arctanthrope@lemmy.world 14 points 4 days ago (2 children)

there's no shower. the hose thing is for cleaning your ass, like a bidet, if that's what you're referring to

[–] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 days ago (3 children)

How can you guarantee that all that water ends up in the toilet? Plus there's no drain in the room. And there's a fucking shag rug that'll get soaked with poo water

[–] waigl@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

And there’s a fucking shag rug that’ll get soaked with poo water

At least then it'll be what it looks like.

[–] Davel23@fedia.io 8 points 4 days ago

Plot twist: It's actually a white rug.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Same way that you usually guarantee that all the poop and pee ends up in the toilet

[–] IronBird@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago (2 children)

take a blacklight into this bathroom of yours

[–] MolochHorridus@piefed.social 1 points 4 days ago

The shower is not the problem here.

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[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] SpacePanda@mander.xyz 2 points 4 days ago

Yummmmm space noodles.

[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

Sims-ass bathroom