Train beer.
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The "guess I'm an alcoholic" beer.
At first I read "bear."
The first beer of a planned giant session where everyonein a friend group is meeting up for a fun weekend together, usually in a different place, maybe around a purpose like see a game.
- The “Take The Edge Off” morning-after beer.
- The next beer
The “I gotta work early tomorrow but fuck it” Beer
The "pass out and wake up to find your jujutsu senseis about to draw a dick on your face with a Sharpie" beer(s)
I don't think I've seen this one specifically, the I've partied all night taking substances and waited till the liquor stores opened to buy beer, for the rest of the day partying.
Only done that one a few times but it's a damn good beer. Mean unless you just want more substances, sometimes but to be honest that's the first good beer I ever had was that beer. I never enjoyed it much before that time. Was a corona of all things heh but been up for over a day so whatever.
More of a honey lager type overall or a good stout, which I have trouble finding beyond Guiness but still got many small breweries to check out. Not that I don't like Guiness but there must be something similar that's not Guiness. Just enjoy new tastes, often more than I enjoy the actual taste heh.
When we play a live music show and have that first beer after walking off stage. We play smaller bars so it’s not an arena or anything but wow does it always hit the hardest.
The "just read something uniquely ridiculous online but it's plausible enough that I feel like it needs a dumbed-down response or the person who made it won't understand why it's so ridiculous" Beer.
This is a very particular beer, but the “after hauling and securing a boat at 2am with your boss because you’re a tide dependent yard” beer. Those were my favourites.
Seriously though, anytime we had a haul outside of regular working hours we’d all go sit in the back after and have a beer or pop or whatever and shoot the shit. It was nice times.
The "I just woke up and am thirsty" beer.
That one bottle in a Serbian farmers ass in 1985 that hit so hard a country collapsed
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C4%90or%C4%91e_Martinovi%C4%87_incident
Beer I get on the last day of a work trip by myself and tomorrow morning I fly home to my spouse I haven't seen in a week
(They don't let me drink)
Why are you in that relationship if you can't do the things you seem to enjoy?
The joke is that one would assume its a sappy sentiment that I'm thinking about home and my spouse while I relax with a beer.
And the punch line is alcoholism
Breakfast beer.
The "I'm the first at the pub and waiting for everyone else beer."