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One time, on a trail nearby the big music festival in town, I ran into a coworker, his partner, and his friend and his partner. They were standing by a huge bush and they asked if I wanted a beer. I don’t normally drink beer but I said sure and he went into the bush and brought out a Busch for me.
Apparently they were just avoiding the high costs inside the festival lol
Friday afternoon, right after work, with no plans for the weekend.
My life is falling a part beer.
The I am going to fight everyone in the bar beer.
I just got rid of the body beer.
I just saw a stripper shoot out ping pong balls with Cotton beer.
Told my family I was getting milk beer.
The inappropriate funeral beer.
The free "bartender accidentally poured a mistake" beer.
The beer for gurgling after brushing teeth
Post exercise, run, playing a sport beer.
The, "fuck it I have beer" beer
The "my favorite sportball team is playing" beer.
6 o'clock on the porch watching everyone else go to school and work because you got off work at 4 a.m. and are just getting settled down beer.
The "I'm starving and just spent the last of my change on this" beer.
The "It's hot, I'm thirsty and should drink water but there's only beer available" beer.
A beer with my Pop.
"I'm at home petting my cat" beer (which is almost every beer!) lol but for real, a "just loading up games with my buddy on my day off" beer is super good. Actually, evening of my last day before a day off is even better.
Similar to their concept of the post-yardwork, let me introduce "the 'miring", the beer you have after completing some DIY project, drunk in silent contemplation of the result.
Partner: "All done love?" Me: "Yep, just having a 'miring. Be with you in a minute."
Love having a drink garnished with a sense of accomplishment. Though it depends on the nature of the project if actually needs to be a beer IMO, whisky etc. is fine if the project doesn't involve physical exertion.
The just successfully fixed the car after a long day/weekend of greasy work beer
The "it's been too long since we've got together, we just sat down and your friend is going to explain the rules to this game" beer
And, since it is the season
"First beer of the season on opening day at the Ballpark" beer
For me though, replace the 'beer' with 'water'
The "i hope this time, something good will happen" beer
Just took the dog for a walk beer
The "just opened" beer, no matter the circumstances.
The "I've just spent 14 days in the bush digging holes and staying in a dry camp" beer hits like a fucking freight train. You're exhausted, been craving beer for weeks, and your muscles ache. It's consumed after a hot shower, a shave, and some scrubbing to try and get the dirt out of the fold of your neck. It's all that is cold (but also warming!) bubbly goodness
