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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 93 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Lemmy: Everyone you know is using Linux and wants you to mind your own fuckin' business.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 66 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (7 children)

Lemmy: Everyone you know are privacy obsessed queer furry communist linux enthusiast programmers.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Or privacy obsessed anarchist/sociodemocratic/... transbian linux enthusiast and programmer.

[–] yucandu@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 4 days ago

The socialich!

Don't forget the trekkies

[–] TommySoda@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I am some of those but I won't tell ya which ones. ;)

[–] huppakee@piefed.social 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] TommySoda@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] huppakee@piefed.social 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Ok i'll guess then:

[ ] privacy obsessed [x] queer [x] furry [x] communist [x] linux enthusiast [x] programmers

[–] TommySoda@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

I don't get me at all. :(

[–] IckabodKobain@feddit.online 2 points 4 days ago

I'm Bi, I use Linux because Win11 ran like shit for my pc, and i hate Reddit. So that's about it really. (I feel like im filling out a Profile for a dating app).

I'm a programmer, but I'm not nearly that cool.

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

But they're cool with cars, right?

[–] lettruthout@lemmy.world 34 points 4 days ago

LinkedIn: Everyone but you knows the secret to success.

[–] Drekaridill@lemmy.wtf 22 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Steam: your friend is playing a hentai game

[–] GamingChairModel@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

Sorry, the correct format is "everyone you know" so I fixed this for you:

Steam: everyone you know is playing a hentai game

pls deadname twitter

[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 17 points 4 days ago (4 children)

I don't use them, but from what I've heard, aren't Facebook and Instagram more like "We'll get to everyone you know in a bit, but first, here's an influencer. Now here's an ad. Here's someone you don't know but is famous. Here's a viral post by someone else you don't know. Here's another ad..."

[–] makyo@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago

It’s intolerable, I don’t know why anyone is okay with getting posts from the algorithm shoved in their feed.

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

On the bright side, that shit made breaking the "check out what's happened on fb since I last checked" habit easier, especially as someone who was already a Fark/reddit user and regularly click the comments. It's no wonder Ken M did so well, even his character was smarter than average on there.

[–] TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

My investment platform probably sold my data to Instagram. I don't know about others, but I am seeing posts on my feed glazing over the billionaires.

Like, I don't want to be a billionaire, I just want enough f.u. money to have a comfortable life!

[–] FriskyDingo@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 days ago

Yeah, that's why I only use the browser. Only use the app for the rare post and it's a nightmare of ads

~~Insane~~ Nazi

[–] huppakee@piefed.social 10 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Pinterest: everybody you know is super into ai-generated images now

It's taking over so much. Don't get me started on trying to find wall art, stickers, shirts, etc.

[–] biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Or into the same I images they were from 2018

[–] huppakee@piefed.social 2 points 4 days ago

Ah, the good old days.

[–] StealthLizardDrop@piefed.social 10 points 4 days ago

Slowly? I think our definitions of slowly may differ

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 8 points 4 days ago

Mastodon: everybody you know is tending a garden

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Lemmy: everyone you don't know is C U M

[–] Amelia42@piefed.blahaj.zone 3 points 4 days ago

C ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) M

[–] TommySoda@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

One of the reasons I'm glad I don't do Reddit anymore. I still go on there for news and stuff every once in a while, but the comments are unbearable at this point. It seems every comment on every subreddit that isn't a niche hobby is trying to push some kind of agenda. The worst in my opinion is r/doomercirclejerk. 80% of the accounts on there are less than a year old and they all sound cartoonishly propagandized.

[–] Kkk2237pl@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

I guess X has more progpaganda bots. At least in Polish speaking community.

Not nearly slow enough

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 2 points 4 days ago

Never used any of them, thankfully.