I wouldn't want to talk to someone who thought pineapples were vegetables anyway.
this post was submitted on 27 Mar 2026
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It's engagement bait, to make people comment under the fake conversation.
Fair point
Vegetables are defined as any plant or edible part of a plant. Hence pineapples are vegetables. All fruits are vegetables.
IIRC, the designation was primarily a taxation effort (tariff), not a taxonomic one. 🤓
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Wow, what a whiff.
No, your response there is something like:
"Oh dear, you'd better pull that fineapple plug out rather slowly... got a lot of ridges, kinda sharp, no need for unnecessary suffering on the way out."
That's at least an attempt at recovery, instead of a total capitulation.
If you were a vegetable I'd be able to eat you at the dinner table.
Blue dodged a bullet, fr.