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[–] Generica@lemmy.world 25 points 4 days ago (3 children)
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[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 91 points 4 days ago
[–] cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 35 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Trans women supremacy. Since our dicks are clearly bigger we are allowed to say that his dick is small.

[–] SatansDaughter@piefed.blahaj.zone 117 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world 19 points 5 days ago (16 children)
[–] athatet@lemmy.zip 24 points 5 days ago (12 children)

It’s really not that scary.

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[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 101 points 5 days ago (4 children)
[–] db2@lemmy.world 40 points 5 days ago (4 children)
[–] MerryJaneDoe@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

Clitoromegaly

How can this be true if it's not a category on PornHub?

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 4 days ago

Had a gf with that once.

Sure did make it easy to uh, find the spot.

[–] stickly@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago (1 children)
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Ah, the scientific name for the good ol' T-dick (thats how I see trans men referring to this when they are long enough in Testosterone).

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 20 points 5 days ago (2 children)

That sounds extremely uncomfortable. Poor ladies.

[–] rat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 4 days ago

Really isn't. I'm not a lady, but I do have a big clit due to testosterone (about 2" hard) and it's awesome. Doesn't hurt or get in the way, and it makes sex a lot better. Some cis women even apply testosterone locally just to grow their clits.

don't look at hyenas

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[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 45 points 4 days ago

This doesn’t necessarily hold in the fediverse

[–] Dadifer@lemmy.world 58 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Remembering that lots of girls get off with other girls who have no dicks gave me a significant amount of confidence.

[–] ZombieCyborgFromOuterSpace@piefed.ca 21 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Yeah. Because they eat out!

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 18 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Remembering that there are asexual women who never get off really restored my confidence.

Because... they... eat out? At a restaurant? For a nice time?

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[–] kamillz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 33 points 4 days ago

You'd be surprised what some girls pack

[–] Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone 50 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)
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[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 48 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I've definitely dated at least one girl with a bigger dick than me

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago (1 children)
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[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 31 points 4 days ago (3 children)

I may not have a large dick, but I'm technically in the 99.75th percentile of dick size in women

[–] xabit24368@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 days ago

look at that spin

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[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 4 days ago

If she said that she's toxic. Same as with men saying "I wish you had bigger boobs". So if she says that, it's a red flag and you need to go!

[–] Jesthemes@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Fucking dude logic. The clitoris is almost 17 cm long.. that's the average man's penis size

[–] Akasazh@lemmy.world 26 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Listen, I'd trust the review of a person that handled several over that of someone who only handled one.

[–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 16 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Why would a man not be handling loads of them?

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[–] axexrx@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

TBF, if her dick is 0", doesnt that make her a subject matter expert?

[–] xabit24368@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 days ago

Well, not in every case :)

[–] MerryJaneDoe@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Wow, OP, your post history is just...something special. This one in particular.

[–] Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

My shitpost posts/comments are fun troll time. My ask posts/comments are usually pretty serious conversations about real topics. My showerthoughts posts/comments are somewhere in between. I speak pretty differently in each community im active in. If you're interacting with me in shitpost, very rarely am I being genuine. If you interact with me in ask, very rarely am I being disingenuous. I try to speak/post within the context of the community I'm in.

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[–] mimic_kry@sh.itjust.works 16 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Having been told this, it's not as devastating as I thought it'd be

I mean I'm suicidal but I'm sure it has nothing to do with this

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