My local Wendys was targeted by Hamas AND Chinese spies at the same time. The kid working behind the counter said the ice cream machine was broken which is the CCP code word for "launch the attack" and then 600 Hamas paragliders flew over and threw bombs killing EVERYONE but they specifically targeted babies, and one of the dying babies pulled me aside and told me with his last breath to avenge him. Now I will not stop.

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[–] BurgerPunk@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Wendy's has fallen. Repeat Wendy's has fallen

[–] replaceable@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Millions must die

[–] BurgerPunk@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago

$100 billion in lethal aid for this local middle American Wendy's now

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

Thanks, you're a True American Hero mission-accomplished-1 mission-accomplished-2

[–] Parsani@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

True: This post has been fact checked by Real Patriots

[–] Goadstool@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

My god

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

one of the dying babies pulled me aside and told me with his last breath to avenge him.

actual security camera footage of this moment, socialists don't want you to see this!!

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