Bad news, I don't think it's mild cheddar anymore
If the wax seal has never been broken and it's been kept in a cool pantry or cellar, I'd 100% eat it.
If you cannot verify either: chuck it.
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As best as I can tell, the wax is still has no cracks and it's been stored in the beer fridge this entire time
Be weary of power outages. It might not have been properly stored even if you think it was.
Open gently, place on a freezer cooled plate and let it breathe for an hour... carve and enjoy.
It's not been stored correctly though for aging. It's not even the oldest cheese I've eaten though.
Bad news, I don’t think it’s mild cheddar anymore
Oh no, that's become wild cheddar my friend.
Still more cultured than the US.
~pls ignore, this is just rage bait. Have a nice day.~
Hey, I've got plenty of culture. Proper gaming culture - that is, tabletop, board, and single player video gaming, not online competitive bullshit that's played by the kind of people who used to torment real gamers before the current era of FIFA, COD, MOBAs, and multiplayer in general.
surely gaming culture is the stuff growing inside the keyboard
Okay, fair. You get a pass.
Do not eat green cheese.
It's not too bad if you scramble it into your green eggs. It pairs exceptionally with green ham.
When a friend's parents passed away, he came over to start packing up their house. He found tartar sauce that could vote and little onyx-like bricks of partially consumed cream cheese in the fridge. The spice rack contained Owl Spices which were donated to the state historical society.
He found tartar sauce that could vote
Strange that it had the sentience to accomplish that.
It doesn't have sentience, it votes Republican
God dammit. That explains a lot! Ok guys! Stop producing cheese! It's our only hope!
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holy shit. I haven't thought of Owl in decades.
Mmmm extra mature
That is the most Wisconsin thing I’ve ever seen.
Side note and please don’t take offense: FTP
Lol we're no fans of the packers either. Iirc it was a joke gift for when my grandparents moved to their current house
Lol we're no fans of the packers either.
We all make mistakes sometimes.
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it never was cheddar, it's american "cheese".
Keep it in mint condition (and colour) at this point. :)
At this point I think it can be considered an heirloom
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Not sure it can legally be called cheese anymore
The ultimate Packers cheese head
What color did it start as
I saw these all the time as a kid. Never knew what they were. Was hoping theyd be some kind of sweet.
eat the fucking cheese
Only 78 more years to go!
Is that an astronaut?
My assumption from the coloring was a football player.
The back label says football player
So, it's an astronaut. Like Katie Perry.
Or a football playing king in space, with a moustache
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yeah anyone recommending eating that is just wrong
Think of what cheese is.
"I milked this cow, and now the milk has become full of bacteria, smells gross, and has solidified.......but I think I'm going to eat it."
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Your grandma has a 22 year old block of mold and calcium lactate.
"Cheese".
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