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Iran could develop nuclear suicide bomb vests, claims JD Vance (www.9news.com.au)

submitted 5 days ago by mrdown@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] CannedCairn@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

I think it has to be a relatively large capsule or spheroid to have any yield. The form factor makes very little sense. A davey crocket is kinda the smallest?

[–] SarcasticMan@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

And my dick could grow 15" over night

[–] ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 2 points 5 days ago (4 children)

Suitcase nukes exist. But not in vest form.

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[–] scarabic@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

JV Dunce may develop a sectional with dildos in all the seats, claim I.

Now why isn’t the media talking about that?

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

[–] Tronn4@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

Wait till they develop explosive fuckable couches

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 2 points 5 days ago

This just in: USA developing suicide vests for asd/rsf.

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