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[–] Eddbopkins@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

More gaslight bullshit from th trump suckers administration of 2026.

[–] dasrael@lemmy.zip 5 points 5 days ago

from couch fucker to science fiction politician, what a career!

[–] finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

JD Vance makes blithering halfwits sound like Einstein.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 days ago

Donald Trump makes pedophile rapists look like Weinstein.

[–] sveltecider@lemmy.ca 2 points 4 days ago

They're just fucking shit

Reminder that it's a news org's job to find and report facts, instead of writing more about the new nonsense coming out of the mouths of science deniers. Obviously this is logistically impossible and just another "THEY ALMOST HAVE NUKES!!" excuse to bomb Iranians ffs

[–] RymrgandsDaughter@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

No one would do that

I wonder if they make them to fit couch fuckers.

[–] AlexLost@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

The dude thinks couches are attractive. Not exactly a shining light in the darkness here...

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