this post was submitted on 26 Mar 2026
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Lemmy Shitpost

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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


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Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

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Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

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-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

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Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

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-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

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-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

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-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

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[–] Aeri@lemmy.world 29 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Remember, being horny is one of your most important human rights. Anyone who tries to stop you is your enemy.

[–] Johanno@feddit.org 5 points 5 days ago

Some one to fuck over?

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 34 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Violet licks other people's armpits though, that's her thing. People don't lick hers.

[–] socsa@piefed.social 27 points 6 days ago

I mean... if she asked nicely...

wait it's armpits? that girlfriend who taught me it was eyeballs has so much to answer for

[–] Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world 28 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Thanks king/queen you're getting me all bricked up over here 😉💋😘 I just like shitposting memes I find and the horny ones are funny too.

[–] dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone 27 points 6 days ago

yay, a violet08 reference!

[–] BrickEater@lemmy.world 16 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Careful I might eat you ;0

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] bricked@feddit.org 4 points 5 days ago

Preferrably all bricked up

[–] veekz 15 points 6 days ago

Hate to ask, but who has a real quick tl;dr?

[–] MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 16 points 6 days ago

I don't know what this is about but I just finished making a batch of shlongrolls for my lunches this week. They're like egg rolls, you scramble some egg and stuff it into your foreskin and surprise a special woman or man at work with a tasty snack.

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] bricked@feddit.org 17 points 6 days ago (1 children)

hey, you're up!

[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 days ago

aww I'm not here, though I do mainly post stuff in 196 lol

[–] daggermoon@piefed.world 3 points 6 days ago

I feel left out :(

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

C U M posting and antiboyotic pilled

[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Which ones etc.? That one I dont recognize

[–] bricked@feddit.org 1 points 5 days ago

It's short for et cetera. It represents everyone I didn't explicitly mention