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Can't have real humans with unauthorized opinions "corrupting" the minds of our students.
Also, fuck Melania, she's a horrible person, just fucking horrible, like the rest of them.
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Hard to distinguish who is the robot in the image.
It's the stiff, uncanny looking figure in white.
Yes I'm sure this is cheaper than the 40k/yr teacher salary.
Not getting sick, not needing vacation, won't argue against religious indoctrination, can't sue when it gets shot during a school shooting, no health insurance premiums.
No income taxes either
Just lucrative support deals
Pretty sure the robot companies will give a discount to the department of education if the robot interrupts the lessons with 30 second ads every 15 minutes.
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"Once men turned their thinking over to machines in the hope that this would set them free. But that only permitted other men with machines to enslave them." - Reverend Mother Gaius Helen Mohiam
Woman with no academic achievements who let a pedophile impregnate her for money offers her academic advice.
Anyway, here's the first lady naked.
Vis a vis, the nudes inclusion: on the first -- and a very honest -- level, I'm just uninterested. Eastern Europe puts out a lot of porn, so I can pretty much picture the equipment she's working with.
But, on a more enlightened level, looking at her nude in response to her opinion feels like commentary on the worth of women tying to their sexual availaibility.
She sucks, and not just because she sucks for pay.
The way I see it, if conservatives want to engage in an eternal purity test, then I'm going to link to their first lady's nudes on the internet.
She's also an awful person, so that puts my conscience to rest.
She should get her whore hands off our children's education and encourage her husband to get his pedo hands off our children's bodies.
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This must go hard if you’re stupid
Robot teach to make fuck to get green card.
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American has such a massive hardon for hating on teachers.
Well of course it does. An educated populace directly hinders the government. Plus Republicans NEED to keep the populace dumb, angry, and poor. It's the best way to control them and easily push agendas without any push back.
It's in their best interests to continue the downward trend of education in the US. They literally forced children to say a pledge of allegiance every morning. US has been indoctrinating children for hundreds of years and the only thing stopping them continue that effort are liberal teachers.
No, it's mostly just the US. We love teachers in Canada.
The Melaniabot is almost lifelike!
Can't tell which one is the "real" robot.
Melania (right)
Her right or my right?
Your right. Audience right stage left
A healthy and broadly educated population, which feels safe and secure, is incompatible with, and toxic to, conservative and authoritarian ideologies.
They need you to be sick, stupid, and scared.
Not only can AI share a depth and breadth of knowledge, she said, but it can also patiently help children develop "deep critical thinking and independent reasoning abilities," achieve a "more well-rounded lifestyle" as they make time for other activities and become a "more complete person."
haha
More like have more time to work at the sweat shop.
Of course it's one of Elon's cuckbots, probably being driven by some kid in Malaysia
I don't really believe they want to teach the children critical thinking skills, because if they had them they should question all the Trumptard bullshit.
says the woman with no education
It's almost like we've learned nothing from Covid. Human interaction is crucial for children's developmental well-being. Also, a robot has about as much instructional control over a kid as a computer screen would, and we all know how that turned out when elementary-aged kids came back from at-home learning. Robots can't teach social skills, and without any sort of rapport with students, good luck getting kids to listen to them in the first place. I've said it in another comment recently, but what's to stop a class of rambunctious kids from locking their robo-teacher in a closet or something? The ethics of this whole situation are a clusterfuck.
No. I learned much better remotely.
The problem with this is that it's not human. Remote learning still gave students access to a human teacher....without having to deal with distractions of other idiot kids who didn't want to be there to learn
They wanna put ROBOTS in HUMAN classrooms!
Hahaha! And watch that robot get vandalized by the students.
Are you talking about Melania or her slightly more human love interest?
Which one's the robot?
Dang that's a convincing robot. The android on the left is pretty cool too.
I prefer libraries. With robots, books, & no screens, the kids could maybe survive and even have a shot in hell at something better, but I'm sure that's far from what's being proposed.
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saying that AI is future, and America's children must become the most technologically fluent in the world.
We used to say our children were the future.
AI robots as potential, "personalized" educators for America's children in their homes.
Well... it sure is a way to end school shootings...
This is just a super duper greatttttt idea from thepaedowife, because, as we all know, that the only thing that can kill a bad guy with a gun is a good robot with a rocket.
I'm absolutely positive the gun toting weirdos that plague american schools will not use this to their advantage.
Plus they get rid of those pesky teachers who can teach kids to think for themselves!!
Coming from the sex doll with the second (in theory) highest position in the country if not the world.
Iliterate woman pitches robots as teachers. Ooof, no wonder China is running circles around the US on tech.
Moronic of Melania.
I'd say she was inspired by Neal Stephenson's book Diamond Age, but I've seen no compelling evidence that Melanua can read.
Thanks for another suggestion. I read snow crash and cryptonomicon and zodiac.
So far zodiac was my fav
Diamond Age was, I believe, written directly after Snowcrash, so it is one of his earlier books. I really enjoyed the concepts and world building in it.
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