All but two.
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Yes. Happy to make your acquaintance, I mean aquarium. I mean to say that if I was paid I would make you an aquarium if I could. I don't mean you into an aquarium, I mean I would purchase that parts to make an aquarium and then assemble them into one. I don't mean the aquarium would be just one part, there would be many. I mean just one aquarium, not many. That didn't take too long! I mean I'm still pooping. Well not by the time anyone reads this. I mean I could be pooping while you're reading, buy it would be a different poop batch for sure. Hold on. I mean bye.
Yes.
9/20
given my area is almost in constant drought nowadays Im constantly getting we needed this rain checkbox. no kids though.
It's not heavy just cumbersome, is a phrase that pretty much applies to all us big and tall guys, not just dads. I realize that what I picked up is probably heavy for you, but we were made to pick up the heavy stuff, so it really isn't that much effort for me.
The last one is just the proper standard procedure of securing something.
You have to slap it too. Never skip that part.
All but the first one.
yeah i hate that, i also dont do the car wash joke either.
Oops, yeah, I don't do that either since no one here washes their own car.
Hey kid, you like menthols?
Got 12, but i also slow down to yell "Grosses vaches" when driving by cows. (Fat cow)
It must 80ies or 90ies dads??