I'm torn between wanting to opt-out because it's morally correct, or remaining opted-in so I can poison AI models with my terrible code.
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I signed up to github purely to opt in and upload terrible python code.
If they desperately want to train the idiot machine on my awful self-taught code, that's on them.
Chaotic good
Step one: Download a C or CPP repository.
Step two: Replace all semicolons with a greek comma.
Step three: ??
Step four: Poison Copilot, so that it randomly insert greek comas that the compilers totally choke on.
Name all your variables poorly and with swear words
You're using copilot??
No, you don't have to use it for it to take your code for training.
Yeah all you have to do is commit anything to GitHub
They’re scraping all the code regardless of your preferences. I guarantee it.
All open source software is being scraped, on github or not!
Por qué no los dos?
Opt out on one account, use another as poison. If you're gonna do this, I'd say move all your code to a new account and use the older account to poison - that way they can't filter the bad out by account age.
Opted Out and moved all to codeberg
How is codeberg?
Has everything I need, but not more
My god, this is such a positive review these days.
i love codeberg, though i haven’t had a chance to test the collaboration features all that much
Not to be too snarky, but was there ever an assumption that stuff you put in wasn't being used to train it? Safe to assume that any online service you're using is making use of the data you're giving it.
If you’re a business with a contract with them it should state that they won’t use your data to train their models.
If you’re using the free service then you’re right that it’s safe to assume that your data was already being used.
business with a contract
I always wonder at this and have cautioned my managers repeatedly. Yes, we have a contract, but they have a literal army of lawyers and we have less (one lawyer one retainer for hourly work or a small grouping focused on taxes and employment law). As if our ownership won't bend over backwards to avoid suing a large company like Google, AWS, Microsoft, or Oracle. (Maybe OpenAI and Anthropic are sue-able by a $100 million corp?)
As proof I offer the lawsuits between businesses that have proceeded far enough the general public has heard about them. Not a specific one, just all of them.
You have to trust the contract.
If you use Microsoft 365 or Google Workspace etc then they already have all your data anyway. Most businesses have to trust other companies and the contract at some point.
The only other option is to use Open Source self hosted everything which is beyond most people’s ability.
There are more options than the two you mentioned. Listing a few as more people should remember them. I did get a bit off topic....
- Use huge company to provide service.
- Provide service oneself (, likely with Open Source. )
- Use small or medium company to provide service (, likely with Open Source. )
- Use huge company for things huge company is great with, but keep "crown jewels" of company on internal self provided systems.
- Use a small or medium company to provide a service, and another series of small or medium companies to check on the first company.
- Use a huge company based in a country that is very serious about laws and putting CEOs in prison for wrongful acts.
- Do not do the thing. (Included for completeness.)
- Do the thing not on a computer. (Violation of privacy could result in violation of more serious laws.)
- Use an older technology on a computer.
- Use the huge company to provide service, but ensure the data includes insane things.
As soon as Microslop got involved I pulled all my repos and left.
I mean if it wants some absolutely abysmal code then look no further.
Hell yeah, I hope I contributed to some bot somewhere absolutely flailing to provide a good python snippet.
makes me want to fill my repos with absolute garbage code.
Way ahead of you
fun fact, if you've ever accidentally clicked the "enable" button on copilot because you're a dumbass who can't read, you get a shitton of more settings, most of which are locked to "enabled".
Even more fun fact, if you never clicked the "enable" button on Copilot, most of those settings are locked to "enabled" anyway.
yeah you just can't see them. fun!
Yes I just found that this morning. Time to seriously look at the GitHub alternatives.
Also another setting under CoPilot>Coding Agent - turn off for All Repositories - mine was set to On.
Even with that setting on, nothing would be done unless you explicitly assign a Github task to Copilot. Even then, the worst thing that would happen is you'd get a pull request at some point if you somehow accidentally assigned a task to Copilot.
Got it. I didn't read too far in it. I saw the option to turn something copilot-related off, so I took it!
Thanks for providing an explanation.
I hear good things about Codeberg
...and they want to train the idiot machine on this dumbass' terrible self-taught python code.
i will not dispute the dumbass part but i have been programming professionally in python for 16 years. doesn't mean my code is any good, of course.
- Migrate code and back it up
- Set up local AI
- Have local AI "patch" your github code by converting the entire program into brainfuck (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brainfuck?wprov=sfla1)
- Merge patched version to GitHub
- Profit
If you're still om github, you're kinda doing for it.
I kind of wish we'd get some copilot discounts if we opt in
Got this email last night and felt validated for never uploading any code to GitHub because I don’t trust Microsoft. lol I don’t have any big coding projects, but I self-host a ForgeJo server in my mini rack at home behind a Twingate VPN.
FYI: it is not “ForgeJo”
Forgejo is derived from Esperanto where the “ejo” suffix means “place”. The J is pronounced like y is in English.
It’s “forge-ejo” not “forge-joe”
No, it's pronounced ForJayHo.
That's how I pronounce it in my head. Spanish J is pronounced with an H sound, and Spanish isn't a fake language like Esperanto.
Microsoft:
Fully automating supply chain attacks since (at least) 2026.