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[–] NorskSud@piefed.social 120 points 6 days ago (2 children)

between 2014-17 when it was paid $27.5 million to reduce violence at the jail complex on Rikers Island—only to report “bogus” numbers as the problem worsened

Ah precious consultants..

[–] teyrnon@sh.itjust.works 35 points 6 days ago

I bet they paid kickbacks for those contracts.

[–] halcyoncmdr@piefed.social 28 points 6 days ago

I should go into consulting. Make millions, do a shit job, walk away. Repeat.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 83 points 6 days ago

Straight male here.

Mamdani's policies make me hard!

[–] Brkdncr@lemmy.world 65 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I’m surprised NYC outsourced its entire IT. If it were a town of 25k that might make sense, but not one of the largest governments in the world.

They are big enough to hire OS devs and run their own Linux distro

[–] pcn@lemmy.world 16 points 6 days ago

It's not entirely outsourced by any means. There is a lot of it. The article is discussing one department that was outsourced, many others are not.

Regarding running their own Linux distro, that probably would be neither cheap or really helpful (which of their vendors would support that vs. some other distro in practice?) but yes, there is a sizeable IT footprint required for such a large place.

[–] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Dealing with government contracts, a lot of governments prefer to outsource some activities when the private market can provide these services. The idea is that it makes it easier to fire individual non-performers.

[–] CmdrShepard49@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

The real idea is that it shift liability for issues from the politicians to private companies who aren't beholden to anyone.

[–] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Not really. Politicians have a lot of control over those contacts and they are written to benefit the government.

[–] CmdrShepard49@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 days ago

Of course they do but reality shows us that they point the finger at the company and the media goes along with it. There always needs to be the facade of plausible deniability.

[–] lefaucet@slrpnk.net 60 points 6 days ago

Hell yes! Imagine how much snow can be cleared and potholes can be filled with that "consulting" money

[–] AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Damn, Mamdani still be bringing that campaigning rizz even in office

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 day ago

what's a better campaign than having your time in office be a constant stream of praise?