It didn't work, the problem bear was not impressed.
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Pffft. Call me when they make hounds that when they bark they shoot bees at you!
Once genetic engineering is advanced enough we'll put an actual wolf with red eyes there, genetically compelled to shoo away birds. then we'll have rabbits that only eat weeds and the wolf eats the rabbits. Then the world ends and it all was just a prequel to Princess Mononoke.
Americans: ... it's not working as well anymore? ... lets put a machine gun on this thing ... no, not that small ... the biggest caliber we can get with the lightest hardware .... OH! ... and maybe a grenade launcher too! ... OH!OH!!!! ... and pack it with explosives with a self destruct system!! .... OH! .... and retractable rotors so that we can make it fly!!! ... OH! OH!!! OH!!!! .... and six UHD night vision cameras that can stream everything online and we can watch it 24/7 online!!!! .... OH! OH!!! OH!!!!!!!! ... and we could sell subscriptions so that people can pay to watch it all!!!!!