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[–] mrnobody@reddthat.com 15 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Funny meme but an AI generated gun fucking kills my eyes!

The nose of the slide and barrel say 1911, the ejection port says Browning Hi Power, the rubber finger grooves of the grip sit in top of the wooden pistol grip, and the laser is somehow attached while the slide has no picatinny rail.

[–] xia@lemmy.ca 6 points 6 days ago

That could be a great "subversion of expectations" scene in a tv show or movie.

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

And then shot him with the catnip launcher.

[–] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 3 points 6 days ago

My cats go crazy for the dot until it is on another living creature. Full stop.

[–] raven@lemmy.org 2 points 6 days ago

Should have shown them the gun, they would've died of cringe by seeing this weird thing.

[–] PixeIOrange@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

Bring em on!

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 40 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You should never point a gun at something you don't want to kill. Could have hurt a kitty!

[–] tpihkal@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

Treat all guns as if they're loaded

Never point a gun at something you're not willing to destroy

Keep your finger off and away from the trigger until you're ready to fire

Know your target and what's behind it, the bullet doesn't magically stop after hitting your target

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 15 points 6 days ago (1 children)

the bullet doesn't magically stop after hitting your target

The bullet either scientifically stops or scientifically keeps going, depending on the science of the bullet and the gun firing it.

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 days ago

And the target it hits

[–] TaterTot@piefed.social 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I've tried to explain the same thing about cats, but fools never learn.

[–] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Your cats punch straight through dry wall also?

[–] TaterTot@piefed.social 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

If there's a Churu on the other side

dude you just woke up my orange

i've been thinking of getting a salt pistol to shoot bugs because those do kind of magically disintegrate with air resistance

[–] ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

What if I’m not willing to destroy my carpet, walls, or ceiling?

Position the target between yourself and an open window.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Rogue vs Beast Master