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[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 6 days ago

That's fucked up

[–] bitchkat@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Are we sure it's not a honeypot set up by Child Protective Services?

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

But if there are no teachers then who is gonna sell me weed behind the bike sheds?

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[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 4 points 6 days ago

Paging Dr Skinner, paging Dr Skinner

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

Great. More absolute dumbfucks shoved into an already insane society. What could possibly go wrong?

[–] Tharkys@lemmy.wtf 3 points 5 days ago

Honestly, I love the way the school is structured with the exception of the use of Ai. I think that real teachers and subject matter experts could do the same job as the Ai while also being "guides".

[–] Reygle@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Anyone have the address? I may or not have thoughts

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