The only reason he would marry a 9 year old is to give a pretend legitimacy to the fact that he is going to rape her. He already raped children without that veil of decency, why would he start now. No one is fooled, he would just rape her without bothering with the pretend stuff like religion.
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thank you for reminding me of the depressing semester my high school sophomore year where a freshman married a 26 year old creepy police officer academy dropout. they tried to do it in-state, but they needed both parental and judicial approval. the parents said "well they're going to have sex anyways so if they get married at least they won't be sinning [according to our cult ass religion]". To the judge. The judge spent an hour yelling at both sets of parents how they had failed at protecting the 14 year old from the pedo 26 year old cop.
A month later, they got married in Reno. Across state lines. Sounds a lot like trafficking to me.
Both of their parents and older siblings were completely ostracized. Younger siblings weren't blamed, but the older ones were expected to beat the shit out of the cop wannabe. They did not, and once he was married, the change in marital status (even though it was to a child) got him in the door at the academy. But after a year their parents and siblings moved to Utah.
whatthefuck
Right? That feels like n appropriate reaction. Thank you.
It's the thing I think of when they say "child marriage is legal with judicial approval" like, no judge I've ever met would stand for that shit (and I grew up at the courthouse, dad had me delivering documents. Wish he delivered some cash for that) but I mean that might just be a product of my locale.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
Because of this guy, I can't use this sentence anymore that I used too :(
Islam limits you to 4 wives, though, which is a problem for Trump because golf courses have 18 holes.
Yeah but you can have unlimited slaves, (Jariya).
But, like 4 at a time, or 4 in total? Because he could rotate them through if necessary, he wouldn't have a problem with that.
Twelver Shia will let you get a temporary marriage, in case you want to fuck a prostitute. So you could probably rotate through a harem.
Islam probably also has some sort of prohibition against burying your dead wife in an unmarked grave on your golf course, so I think the point is moot.
4 wives, but the quran explicitly says that muslim men are allowed to own, rape, and beat as many non believing women as they could kidnap and enslave.
Wait till you read the Bible And Moses' soldiers took in underaged spoils of war as sex slaves
Judaism, Christianity, Muslim; all have a long history of enslaving, raping, plundering, and murdering, with centuries of evidence and justification in their scriptures.
We can't abolish religion, that just gets them excited, they all love to be martyrs. So, tax them, like everybody else.
They can bitch about taxes and everyone else on Earth will be like "yeah it's a bummer". Why I have to finance their horror show is beyond me.
And remember, their tax benefits are far above and beyond what any non-profit charity gets.
Judaism, Christianity, Muslim; all have a long history...
But it's "curious" how we only hear about one of these religions.
This meme is somewhat based on the assumption that Christianity and Judaism are somehow different.
That's the foundation of liberal islamophobia like this.
At least for Christianity, Jesus was in favour of paying taxes, so churches should follow what Jesus taught.
The reason dude supported taxes was because Caesar's money is death. Give it back.
But churches still hoard imperial coin. Completely phony.
I bet he could seriously do this and nothing would change. Maga would think what insanity fox news would tell them.
Maga would support it because most Maga are pedos anyway. There's always some Maga pastor etc in the news each week for molesting kids or having a computer full of CSAM.
~~week~~ day
Have you heard of The Epstein files?
It appears that a ton of his pedophile friends weren't MAGA, and were in fact the wealthiest of "the left" and "the right".
Why do you want to pretend otherwise? Deflection, probably.
WTF are you smoking? Just because I didn't mention Epstein means I'm deflecting? Yeah Epstein and his friends are also pedos. Just like plenty of MAGA. What's your point?
WTF are you smoking? Just because I didn’t mention Epstein means I’m deflecting?
What drugs are YOU snorting??? I wish you would share, I want to be that oblivious
You have two groups of people. They both include a lot of pedophiles
Why mention only one, when it's both?
Oh! I know why! You're deflecting
I was replying to a comment that was specifically about how MAGA would react. My reply was therefore about the topic in question, i.e. MAGA and their reaction. There was no real reason to bring up other groups of people at that point. You don't seem to understand how conversations generally work. Also now that I've already agreed that Epstein etc are also pedos, you still accuse me of somehow deflecting about that. You're clearly the delusional one.
This post made me "do my own research" and it's true... Mohammed did marry a 9 year old.
Joshua Little would like to have a word.
That was a different culture. It's 26 with inflation /s
He's not interested in a 9yo wife.
That is someone he'd have to pay to take care of.
And worse - she would grow up....
His joy is in treating people, including young children, like toilet paper.
Disposable.
Use them, get off on their tears and pain, confusion and begging, then throw them away.
This meme doesn't understand how rapists like our POTUS work. And people need to understand.
His whole personality is about exploiting everyone he can and getting off on it. As much as possible.
So that's what Trump and Iran have talked about....
Slop
Its a meme dawg.
I dislike AI taking jobs and shit but for memes, fuck it send it.
Shit was funny.
Yea, gen AI is precisely suited to low-effort endeavours.
Does that make it an funny joke?
No, it was unfunny already
Poor baby
"How dare you say that I'd convert to islam"
Trump 2026.
I am not even mad you are turning class war into religion war, just disappointed you use AI for this.
How is it a religion war?
American Christian Evangelicals want the end of the world prophecy to happen.
Israel fucking hates Muslims and Islam and want to reclaim their holy land. They're Jewish supremacists.
Iran fucking hates Jews and Judiasm and really fucking hate Israel, and not because of the Gaza genocide. Out of these three, Iran would merely prefer to stick to proxy conflicts and not direct conflict, but they still fucking despise Jews.
They're all religious nutcases. This is basically 40k level mindless hatred, every group is evil.
Shia and sunni also hate each other as well as everybody else
Its both. Its religious cope to suggest that religious belief is not a motivating factor for a significant portion of this war and its participants. Both among the owner class and working class.
Religion is fucking stupid and harmful.
I think this is just photoshop. Do you see any signs of AI that I may have missed?
Random dome-shaped thing on the ground mainly, what are they even supposed to be?
There is also floating tree leaves and background not being reverse-searchable. Those can be from resolution tho, I don't really count them.
So his face is fine but background felt weird. Someone else called it AI too and at that point I accepted it.
I suppose it's possible that it could be generated; I just don't see any major tells. It was at least partially constructed from real images, I think.
Its a terrific deal, a FANtasTic deal! And only i could have come up with it, Don-Al-Shabir Dump of Saudi Arabia! I love the Saudis - especially that MBS guy!