The first rule of baking is: accurately follow the recipe.
The first rule of cooking is: the better the ingredients, the fewer processing steps are necessary.
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Cooking is an art while baking is a science.
Cooking is jazz, baking is classical.
To continue with the art comparison: cooking is interpretative dance while baking is square dancing
Cooking? Follow your heart. Sure you can add more butter! A bit of garlic! Shit throw a bay leaf in no one knows wtf it does! Throw in some vodka no one will know, maybe a shot for the chef too, fuck it this is your kitchen!
Baking? You will follow the fucking instructions like checklist and double check it like submitting an SAT for college approval and the oven will be testing your answers, because unlike your SAT theres no multiple choice or "fill in the blank" only the harsh reality of a zero on your paper and that you didnt add enough butter and now your bread is so blackened and hardened the children are trying to take it from you to build a portal to the Nether.
I don't make the rules I just have try again to make my stupid cookies.
I bought a high precision scale that does grams to three decimal places and can handle about a pound (because I don’t know that I won’t need that and if I’m getting something nice, might as well go all in), and switched all my baking to weight-based recipes for exactly this reason. It’s the only way I could get my bread maker to produce a halfway decent loaf without collapsing, but it makes a lot of other things more consistent as well.
Thankfully, I haven’t any offspring to use my failure to summon forth the end the world, but it did make decent croutons.
Honestly this fear is overblown. Unless you're making pastries, baking is relatively straightforward and forgiving. Breads, cakes and flatbreads love you and want you to have fun. Experimenting with vegan substitutions, gluten free baking and scaling batch sizes helped me feel much less intimidated by recipes, you learn what role the ingredients are playing and how to adjust if you add too much, too little, or too not the right thing.
Cookies can be really finicky, though.
Yeah I regularly bake stupid crap, just throw some ingredients together and make some cookies or pie or some eldritch monstrosity. In my experience it's difficult to actually make something inedible unless you add something that's already gross
Yeah, there's just more things to understand with baking. Yeast doing biology, acid/base chemistry, plus the whole "do everything at the start and hope you balanced things right because you can't tweak as you go if it starts getting dry or the flavour balance is off".
Or maybe I've just gotten lucky with my close enough measurements and substitutions so far.
Baking is pretty forgiving, so many old baking recipes are written with add flour until it looks right as part of the recipe. If your baking sucks it's most likely super old ingredients or you did something stupid like substitute strawberries for butter.
Wait, so I shouldn't be greasing my pans with strawberries?
Brownies are forgiving. Sourdough bread will smack you in the face if you talk smart.
I think people forget that bread and pasteries used to be cooked in wood fired ovens with no temp control.
IDK, I've been having a hell of time trying to make my pizza doughs rise. On the other hand, cookies have been piss-easy, hardest part is that cookie dough is sticky af.
either your yeast is dead or you're killing it with water that's too hot, hard to see why else it wouldn't rise
I always use water straight from the tap (unheated) and I've tried several brands of soft and dry yeast. And it's not like it doesn't rise at all, but it's rising much more timidly than what I've seen elsewhere and after baking it's definitely too flat.
Yeast likes to be warm, cold water will result in slower rising.
Water could be overly chlorinated as well. They could try bottled water or let their municipal water sit out in a mixing bowl for 24 hours.
Use a thermometer to measure the water temp.
And which is the right water temp? I've always used water straight from the (cold) tap. I don't think it's overly chlorinated, but it's very hard water if that's relevant.
110-120 F. I also have hard water in my area and I've successfully made yeast doughs. I recommend "blooming" your yeast first even if you're using instant yeast, which just means mixing your yeast, a bit of sugar (like a tsp per 1 packet of yeast) and the water together and letting it sit for about 10 minutes.
I love baking precisely because it is a science.
The creativity comes later in the proportions of things like how much icing/filling to make.
Yeah. Baking is chill because the ingredients are effectively standardized and fungible so if you just follow the steps it's hard to screw up. You usually only heat the baked good once and that happens in isolation.
Meanwhile, cooking is anarchy. Just because one piece of chicken breast took five minutes on medium heat doesn't mean that the next one will. You constantly have to monitor and adapt to changing conditions and everything from ingredients to measurements to the very steps of the recipe itself is up for negotiation. And you have to do half the steps while heating the meal and if you ever take too long for something you burn it and it's ruined.
When I bake I'm relaxed. When I cook I'm in nonstop crisis management mode.
Probably why I love cooking. I enter a flow state and I get constant sensory feedback in sizzle level and aroma and color. The closer cooking gets to baking (making rice, cooking a roast, etc) the less fun it is.
Granted, I'm probably biased by a culinary upbringing, years in a restaurant kitchen, and some variety of undiagnosed AuDHD, but I thrive in constant crisis management mode. It's just so much fun. Baking is so boring, and there's so little room for improvisation.
I'm AuDHD, and I feel like my autism loves baking, and my ADHD cooking.
The only dough that knows my fears was the hamantaschen but every since I started only using King Arthur flour, they've never failed again.
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Skill issue
Measuring issues. Baking is chemistry.
Yes... But also you do need feeling/experience/skill. For example, one of the bread recipes I'm still often making, I've been using completely unchanged since I started learning how to make bread. The ingredients (flour, water, yeast/sourdough, salt) and their amounts have not changed.
Yet the result today is far better and more consistent than back then.
That's because time, room temperature, humidity,... are just as important. And before you say "that, too, is chemistry": yes, it is, but these are not variables most people can accurately measure or influence in a scientific way.
Instead, you quickly develop an intuition for how these things relate and come together.
A skill, so to speak.
This is why I don't do baking, the art form of cooking simply speaks to me more
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